Republican Campaign Slogans for 2000! (Parody from Ken Starr Incorrect!)

A parody press release direct from RNC Headquarters....

Flush with Success over our
handling of the Lewinsky Affair,
Our strategists have been working hard
on new campaign slogans for the 2000 elections.

Here's an exclusive preview......

1. Inquisitions 'R' US.
The New and Improved Spanish Inquisition.

2. Will Impeach for Sex.

3. Scarlet Letters for Everyone!

4. The New Republican Party:
We're mean. We're vindictive. ....and we love it!

5. We Don't Need NO Stinking Issues.
We've got Investigations! Besides, we've gone ga-ga over Monica.

6. If We Can't win a Presidential Election...
....We'll send Ken Starr to investigate!

7. Bringin' Stonin' & Stake Burnin' Back to Salem!

8. A Special Prosecutor for Every Democrat!
So what if it's wasteful government spending and violates one of our great
Republican Commandments, we're in control and we're not accountable to anyone.

9. KEN STARR for Supreme Court Chief Justice!
Put God back into the government and
make Christian Fundamentalism the mandatory religion of the U.S.A.!

10. Republicans Don't Get Prosecuted!
(Because a majority of Prosecutors are Republicans. Ha Ha Ha-Ha Ha Ha!)

11. Proud Supporters of Matt Drudge and FOX News.

12. If You Love Inquisitions, Join Us!

13. Innovators of Sham Sex Lawsuits
Taking Opposition Research to New Depths.

Member of the We Will Remember in 2000 Ring Watch out Republicans!

[Prev| Prev 5| Next| Next 5| Random] This site is owned by hal r yeager. Want to join?

*Check out These Other Humor Pages on this WebSite!*
*Satire Songs*		*Sign Guest Book* View Guest Book
*A Personal Note to Newt & Trent.* *(You Chuckle-heads!)*	*Drudge Scooped* *by the* *EggDurd Report*	*Banned Material.*	*Ken Starr Jokes*

Net Enquirer: Satire.

Let your friends know about this Site!
Copy the following URL and e-mail it to them...

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Congress/3950/