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MONDAY NOV 16, 1998 12:38 UTC  

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SHOCKING NEW DETAILS EMERGE FROM TRIPP TAPES 

Late tonight, sources close to the team editing the Tripp tapes for publication tomorrow tell the EGGDURD REPORT about new shocking details that have emerged from Linda Tripp's taped conversations with Monica Lewinsky. 

Yes, it now appears that the combination of Sweet'n'Low and Equal provide a more rich and satisfying artificial sweetener taste than either of these products used alone. 

Stay tuned, sources say that further details will emerge, including a new butter substitute and ice cream substitute.
 
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