Ernst Zundel
German Canadian Inhuman Rightists Activist
Press Release
Date: February 2, 1996
Attention: Assignment Editor / For immediate release
Hate all that you can hate in the Nazi Reserves!
In The Nazi Reserves, we hate more people before 6am, than most people hate all
day!
We promise if you join The Nazi Reserves, you will be trained in:
- Marching
- Re-learning History
- Growing a mustache just like Hitler's
- Burning your own house and blaming it on Jews!
- Learning how to blame *everything* on Jews!
- Learning how to blame everything that can't be blamed on Jews on the
Blacks!
- Learning how to blame everything that can't be blamed on the Jews or the
Blacks on the Liberals!
- Learning how to blame everything that can't be blamed on the Jews or the
Blacks or the Liberals on the Catholics!
- How to signal the Alien Nazi UFO Mothership!
- More marching!
- How to enjoy being anal probed by Nazi aliens from space!
- How to make your jackboots *really* shine!
- How to beat up homosexuals (this one's easy-- just make sure you
outnumber them by about 6:1, and make sure you're in Colorado)
- And yes, MORE marching!
If you join now, we promise you there will be *no volleyball* and *no push-ups*
and no *5 mile runs!*
Yes, even middle aged balding men can join the Nazi Reserves!
The Nazi Reserves: It's not just a job, it's a perversion!
(Not like my other perversions which involve trying to stuff my plump legs into
stockings and prance around in heels.)
JOIN NOW AND WIN A FREE TRIP TO THE NAZI UFO BASE AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!
Surveys show that 9 out of 10 prisons prefer candidates who have learned the
skills taught in The Nazi Reserves! Join now and you increase your chances of
receiving free meals and housing for the rest of your life!
-- Ernst Zundel
My right to free speech supersedes your right to exist.
Not the real Zundel! This is
a pseudo-Ernst Zundel from AOL.
This is humor, folks. I am not a White Supremacist or a Skinhead.
Document Source: Re: Ingrid Rimland/Ernst Zundel's mainstream press
contacts posted February 24, 1996 to the newsgroups
alt.politics.nationalism.white, alt.politics.white-power, alt.revisionism by
ernstzundl@aol.com (ErnstZundl).
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