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Intercourse - noun: Reciprocal social or commercial dealings between individuals, groups, or nations.
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Intercourse - noun: Reciprocal social or commercial dealings between individuals, groups, or nations.
------------------In short, an exchange of ideas--------------------
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My insights are the result of observation and experience, not rhetoric. One of the most unpardonable sins is to let others do your thinking for you.
If you're like me you've had intercourse with thousands of people in your lifetime. Some of it meaningful and lasting and some so brief you barely remember a face. Here are some FUN (and maybe dangerous) places for intercourse and my favorite positions on each!
- Gun Control--- I love to target shoot with handguns, but I don't see why anyone needs an UZI to hunt. I was a cop for a short time in Tallahassee.
I'm firmly convinced that cops don't want potential wackos to have more firepower than they do. I got nervous when my next door neighbor brought one home.
The walls of my apartment were too thin.
- Background Checks--- No problem, I'm clean. I can wait. If you need a gun TODAY, move out for the week. Nobody with a lick of common sense waits around to get shot at. Have you ever seen a REAL gunshot wound? It's quite nasty.
- Militias--- Is it coincidence that "Waco" is only one letter, "K", away from reality? Odds are these "Jethros" are religious zealots and/or rascist wastes of sperm and should really address their inadequacies in a more constructive manner.
- The "Drug War"-- Let's not be hypocrits. You wouldn't have supply if you didn't have demand. I am against the use of cocaine or any other drug which is potentially more dangerous than marijuana. Cocaine has killed people such as Len Bias and caused great harm because of the "infighting" for control of the drug trade.
If we are really serious about stopping drug abuse, EDUCATE people with the Facts, not "Reefer Madness". Cocaine is a dangerous drug when taken in refined forms (crack, powder, etc), but many Indians in South America chew the coca leaf for their own enjoyment. The jury is still out as to long term effects, but it's vastly less dangerous than refined cocaine products. Nobody seems too concerned about the leaf until it gets refined.......
- Legalization of Marijuana--- You wanna tell the 70 yr old with glaucoma that she can't
have a Marley to ease her pain? Hell, Frito Lay and Dominos are probably drooling at the possibilities. And when's the last time you heard of someone getting stoned and violent? He may FORGET to get violent.........The only thing I don't want a toker to do is things such as work on my brakes, fill my prescriptions or fly my airliner.
We as a society are hypocritical when we outlaw pot and keep tobacco legal. Besides, as in the case of alcohol, prohibition is not going to work. Why not legalize it and tax the hell out of it? Oh wait, we'd be sending the wrong message, right? Just go to the movies. The message is already out there. Do you seriously think your teenager hasn't tried it already?
Once again, education is the answer. - Racism--- Why is it that everyone has to feel better about THEIR race than the other races? We're the HUMAN race. You hear me, Jethro?! I'm currently in the military. If I'm in a foxhole with an enemy charging me, I don't care what race (or gender/sexual orientation for that matter) the person next to me is. What I do care about is whether or not this person can do the job so we BOTH get out alive.
- School Prayer/Meditation--- I don't have a problem with it, just don't try to force it down my throat.
- Separation of Church and State--- Our country may have been founded on Freedom Of Religion, but I also believe in freedom FROM religion. My beliefs are personnal. I'm a Presbyterian. Don't try to tell me I'm not "saved" because I don't go to your particular church. I won't force it on you. That's a PROMISE I can KEEP.
Take a break, visit a link and come back. I highly recommend the Star Trek Parody. - Equal Pay for Equal Work--- Hell yes. If my wife makes more than I do, so what? It's OUR money. Those threatened by it probably have "small winkie syndrome".
- Abortion--- I believe in a woman's right to choose. Would you believe I actually had an asshole ex-boss of mine tell me that if my wife were raped, it was GOD'S WILL and she should CARRY the fetus to term?!!! He IS the poster child for abortion. (Why ARE men more vocal about it than women?) The only stipulation I can add to abortion is this: Just don't use it as a form of birth control.
The solution is really quite simple. Vote on it as a separate issue. Those who vote against abortion in all circumstances automatically put their names on an adoption list. The next unwanted child is theirs. If they don't like it, they can just shut the hell up. - Flat Tax Rates--- Why not? It's fair and simple. Or it that the problem?
- Capital Punishment--- Why keep dirtbags like Charlie Manson alive when they are guilty BEYOND the shadow of a doubt? A real hot button with me. Bring out the electric bleachers!
One problem with Capitol Punishment and the Judicial System as it stands now is the disparity of sentencing among racial/economic lines. Anyone can get away with murder if they can afford an "all star" attorney. (OJ proved it.) But if a defendant goes into court wearing an orange jumpsuit because he couldn't make bail, he's typically screwed before the trial starts.
- Immigration Quotas-- Why not? The world is getting smaller. We can't take everyone. Austrailia has a system where immigrants have to have a job/trade so that they can contribute to the society they are entering instead of becomming a burden.
I don't want to stereotype, but it's a good idea. We have to greatly strenghten the Border Patrol/Customs agencies for it to work.
(That should make Jethro happy, though. You ready to fill out the application, boy?! Hell, I bet you'll even bring your own ammo!!).
Illegal immigration has destroyed California's education and health care system.
But there's much more to the picture. Denying health care to illegals increases the spread of diseases such as TB. - Physician Assisted Suicide--- If I'm dying of a painful and incurable illness, I can check out with dignity if I damn well please. End of story.
- Environmental Conservation--- We are the dumbest species on the face of the planet. What other species destroys it's own habitat? None that I'm aware of.
That's enough for now. You've got an idea. I know the issues are more complex than I have stated here. I am just trying to "nutshell" them.
I try to maintain a pragmatic view, and I usually find myself slanting toward liberalism. Oh no! A LIBERAL!! No, actually, a LIBERTARIAN. We believe in free will and getting government off of your back. Look the word up in the dictionary and you'll see that Liberals and Republicans have alot in common. It's that CONSERVATIVE thing that frightens me. They want "Big Govt" out of our business, but they want it in my wife's womb and our bedroom. PISS OFF, Big Brother.
It's really quite fascinating how people have to be right (correct) all the time. Why do the biggest mouths have the smallest minds?
And of course everyone has to have someone to blame for their problems (Those damned ________! If it wasn't for them, everything would be fine).I'm proudly NON Partisan. BOTH parties suck.
Clinton didn't know what to do with a doobie when he had it in his hand! And he's
supposed to know how to build a bridge into the next century?!!
George Bush's lips were unreadable. Clinton is trying to keep his wife outta the Whitewater.
Bush kept his son outta jail with a SWEEPING (under the rug) investigation into the collapsed S&L in Colorado.
Clinton pulled a fast one with a political appointment of an Arkansas Surgeon General who did a little "white washing" of an autopsy. This kept Clinton's mother (an anesthetist) outta jail for killing a man on the operating table.
Dole says he should be President "because it's my turn". (How Pathetic! When's MY turn?)
By the way, did you know that "Dole" is slang for a penis in some parts of the Mideast?
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