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| "I can not tell a lie." | | "I can tell nothing but LIES!" |
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| "A government of the people, by the people and for the people." | | "A government of liberals, by liberals, and for BIG government" |
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| "People really called me Honest Abe" | | "I'll really call you later, Honest Babe!" |
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| "The buck stops HERE!" | | "Shazam... The buck never got here!" |
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| "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what YOU can do for your country." | | "Ask not what I can do for the country, ask what I can do to expand government" |
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| "Just say NO to Drugs!" | | "No! Just say do DRUGS!" |
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| "No drugs, No way!" | | "No drugs?? No way!!" |
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| "We the people in order to form a more perfect union...." | | "Wee on the people in order to form a more socialistic union..." |