Homer has a wife, Moe has a rash.
Sounds of Springfield, South Park,
Simpsons --
South Park --
Futurama --
Family Guy
Simpsons
New New York, and Quahog
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rash.wav (92kb)
Homer has a wife, Moe has a rash.
despbeer.wav (60kb)
Homer ate the dirt under the bleachers at a football game in his desperation for beer.
fatman.wav (42kb)
All his life Homer has been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
mcrap.wav (15kb)
Homer: "Sweet merciful crap!"
toofat.wav (86kb)
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat..."
20bucks.wav
(214kb)
Homer finds $20 instead of a peanut.
911.wav (38kb)
Homer: "Give me the number for 911!"
amanda.mp3 (164kb)
Moe: "Amanda Hugginkiss! I want Amanda Hugginkiss!"
anykey.wav (39kb)
Homer: "To start press any key... where's the any
key?"
awwcrap.wav (14kb)
Homer: "Awww, crap!"
baloney.wav (96kb)
Homer: "My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R"
battle.mp3 (138kb)
Ask Lisa Simpson
beerkill.wav
(134kb)
Homer proves that beer kills brain cells.
caps.mp3 (78kb)
Millhouse: "Keep your eyes peeled for Injuns, I mean
Native Americans..."
diorama.mp3 (87kb)
Ralph's Star Wars diorama is a hit.
evilhomer.wav
(96kb)
"I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer!"
getout.wav (40kb)
Apu: "Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come again!"
gocrazy.mp3 (40kb)
gocrazy.wav (348kb)
Homer: "No TV and no beer make Homer something something..."
homer.mp3 (103kb)
Homer's version of the Flintstones theme, very good.
homerans.wav (158kb)
The message on Homer's answering machine, also very good.
homersxl.wav (26kb)
Moe: "One of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual!"
ivana.mp3 (126kb)
Moe: "Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle here!"
killbrain.wav (85kb)
Homer: "Alright, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you."
smartdevil.wav (121kb)
Homer: "I'm smarter than the devil!"
sosmart1.wav (136kb)
Homer: "I am so smart, S-M-R-T..."
THXSIMP.mp3 (154kb)
THX intro with glass breaking, people screaming, and Grampa Simpson yelling "Turn it up! Turn it up!"
wheels.mp3 (75kb)
"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."
bluff.wav (37kb)
Homer: "D'oh... I mean woohoo!"
getdrunk.wav (48kb)
Homer: "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get."
hermapholite.wav (117kb)
"Dude! You're a big fat ass and your mom's a hermapholite!"
kickbutt.wav (119kb)
"I'd never let a woman kick my ass..."
spaliencontrol.wav (154kb)
"I did not have an anal probe, and I am not under alien control!"
spcows.mp3 (250kb)
It is perfectly normal for cows to turn themselves inside out.
Futurama
laughable.wav (186kb)
Bender tells Fry to get his kleenex 'cause there is no God and some other stuff.
toiletbroke.wav (69kb)
When Fry's toilet broke...
endsong.wav (297kb)
To the tune of "Comin' Round the Mountain" Bender sings about killing all humans.
AssFullOfLaser.wav (30kb)
"If they try to take off, give them an ass full of laser."
BendWhatIWant.wav (183kb)
Bender can bend what he wants, when he wants, who he wants... until his arms fall off."
debender.wav (37kb)
Bender: "What do I look like, a debender?"
GerderBender.wav (76kb)
Bender: "I was a stud. I could bend a gerder to any angle..."
LetMeShowYouAround.wav (100kb)
Assorted lengths of wire... need I say more?
metalass.wav (104kb)
Bender tells Fry to bite his shiny metal ass, and Fry says it doesn't look so shiny to him.
robojump.wav (45kb)
Fry to Bender: "If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"
Robosexuals.wav (103kb)
Bender agrees to be Fry's friend, but doesn't want people thinking they are robosexuals.
spockhead.wav (74kb)
Spock's head doesn't do the hand thing anymore.
youarenowdead.wav (57kb)
The suicide booth tells Fry he is now dead.
Family Guy
13tickets.wav (74kb)
"Sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live."
bert_ernie.wav (316kb)
Bert is mad 'cause Ernie eats cookies in bed.
holy_crap.wav (48kb)
When Peter meets Hanson.
sprinkles.wav (46kb)
Stewie: "For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
goat_bastard.wav (49kb)
Peter finds himself in Narnia after climbing through the clothes dryer, and he tries to get his sock back from the goat bastard.
soccer_moms.wav (52kb)
Quagmire really appreciates the soccer moms... alright!