Welcome to the KudzuBahb Enterprises homepage. I still have a banana sticker on my forehead, and have been trying to determine the freezing point of lemon juice.
If you consider the fact that time is infinite, and you also consider the sad fact that your life is miniscule and finite, then you'll realize that the probability you're alive at any point in time is zero.
Miniscule, I like that word. (haha)
Stuff Bahb Did:
The Yeast Have Fermented a Rebellion
Annihilation of the Chinese Walrus
Why You Shouldn't Step On Ants
Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, and Family Guy Sound Archive
Want to know what happens to ground beef when left in the neighbor's yard for 12 days? Would you like a close up view?
I'm always looking for inspiration, and the world has been pretty boring lately. If you have any *interesting* anecdotes about (naked women) interesting stuff... I'm listening. If I use your idea to write a story or something, I'll certainly give you the credit you deserve (or point and laugh at you).
Copyright © 2000 Kyle Rice
