Flight

"Flight"

by ..me of course

AUTHOR'S NOTE: The following is a true story - an incident that actually happened to me when I was a young novice flight student. It is dedicated to all that take the occasional leap of faith and the caveat "Look Before You Leap"

The memories today are as vivid as if the "incident" happened just yesterday. I still have the FAA flight report as proof so it wasn't all a dream. An "incident" report which matter of factly reports that a small private aircraft landed without incident on the grass in front of the approach to the Burbank Airport in Southern California. Where did it start?

While I was growing up, the last thought in my mind was to become a pilot. It simply was never under consideration. It wasn't something I had ever contemplated. But, as it turned out, circumstances dictated I was destined to give it a shot.

It happened when I was in one of my engineering classes in college. I went through all the routine math, chemistry, physics and engineering classes having just gotten out of the army. But after three years of that routine, I became bored. I don't know why. I just did. One of my classmates who was already taking flying lessons invited me to come down to one of the local airport flight schools for a free "demo" ride. I was primed for something new and the idea was intriguing so I said, "what the hell" and met him at Santa Monica Municipal Airport the following Saturday afternoon.

Well, I got into one of those single engine two seater jobs that, at first blush simply looked too small to get off the ground and didn't weigh much more than a large Cadillac with one of the school's instructors. After a quick briefing about basic aerodynamics and a description of the flight controls, I was allowed to do the takeoff myself. Well, to make a long story short, after that brief intro into the wonderful and wacky world of flying, I was completely and inextricably hooked. It does that to you.

Having just gotten out of the service I was living at home with the folks who were out of the country on vacation. They called on the phone that evening to see how we were all doing when I got on the phone and told them I was quitting engineering school to become a pilot.

The brief silence on the other end of the phone was the most deafening sound I'd ever heard. But the silence was quickly broken by my father's (expected) reaction..."are you completely nuts?". I then told them in the calmest most rationale voice I could muster up at the time that I absolutely loved it and I was going to do it with the help of the G.I. bill to assist with the costs.

Well, the following day I signed up for lessons and, to make another very long story short, within six months of that date, having obtained all of the usual ratings, private pilot, commercial, instrument, multi-engine and instructor's ratings...all in record time, I became a flight instructor. I simply couldn't get enough of it. I'm sure it's the same "migod I've become a flight junky" syndrome that everyone goes through who experiences it but I followed through.

The "incident" that prompted this story, however, occurred just after my first solo flight which took place after about 8 hours of actual flying time. Four of us decided it would be fun to fly up to Las Vegas for an air show that was to take place at McCaran Field in Las Vegas that Saturday afternoon. Among the cast and crew were, in addition to myself (an absolute rookie), an instructor, who was the self-proclaimed "god's gift to the airways" (we called him "motor mouth") and two mechanics who were also working on their ratings.

We all knew motor-mouth for what he was; a consummate BS artist, but at least we did know he was a licensed instructor so it simply never occurred to me that, what would happen, did happen.

I don't remember who flew up to Vegas but, when we got up there in the little Cessna 182 (a four seater, single engine plane), the air show had been cancelled due to high winds in the desert. So, we had lunch, topped off the tanks and flipped a coin to see who would get to fly back. As fate would have it, I won the toss, and, to say I was thrilled was like saying the Eiffel Tower is a tall building...understatement of the century.

The flight out was fairly routine and nothing untoward occurred until we approached the Palmdale area at about 7500 feet. The weather up until that point was perfect...it was clear and you could see forever. But as soon as we approached Palmdale we could see ominous storm cells ahead of us. They were absolutely black and we all knew what that meant.....trouble.

I suggested to "motor mouth" who was riding shotgun in the front seat and working the maps and the radio that I thought it would be best to re-route and go through San Bernardino instead of flying into that mess. He, however, assured us all that, since he was instrument rated, to just keep going; that he would call in for an instrument approach and we'd have no problem getting into Burbank. This, of course could very well have been the beginning of what could've been a very messy end...for all of us.

It should be noted that, from the minute we left Las Vegas, the two mechanics, the passengers in the rear seats, were quiet as church mice. If it was me back there while all this was going on, I'd have been screaming my head off. Fortunately, I had other things to do (a lot of other things to do) to keep my mind off the terror that was to follow.

To begin with, since we were heading into a storm with heavy head winds, we were using much more fuel than would have been necessary under normal circumstances. "Motor mouth" called into Burbank for an instrument approach and, within seconds of entering that storm cell, everything outside turned an eerie white. And the sound I heard when we entered it was something like running through a shower. That sound was ice accumulating on the plane......in fact, very quickly covering just about every inch of the plane.

I had, in those brief seconds, completely lost sight of the ground below and could see absolutely nothing but white. In fact, the only place I could see out of the airplane was a circular area of about 12" in diameter directly in front of me. The rest was quite quickly frozen with what is called Rime Ice..the kind you used to see accumulate in old freezers.

What I didn't know at that time was that, on a radar screen, a thunder cell looks pretty much like a big patch of white cotton. Needless to say, a small aircraft looks pretty much the same. I think you can see where this is going. Yep, you guessed it, Burbank approach control lost us. They had no clue where we were within that white patch. Our plane was not really equipped to be flown under those conditions (it had no electronic transponder which could show an electronic signature that the controllers could see on radar) we were pretty much up the creek without a paddle.

At about the time the radar controllers told "MM" that tidbit of bad news, he was starting to get very angry... screaming into the radio mike "why can't you idiots find us? What the hell is wrong with you?". He started throwing maps around the cockpit. That's when I started to worry.

The guys at Burbank control, bless their calm souls, continued to give us df (direction finding) steers...emergency triangulation directions guaranteed to find us (eventually) along with very definite altitude assignments because, once we admitted that we were lost, we declared an emergency (the dreaded "may-day") and they were then holding up all the commercial flights coming in and out of Burbank until they could finally locate us.

As I say, throughout the course of this ordeal, I was very lucky in that I had things to do to keep me very very busy just keeping the plane in flight. Keep in mind that this little plane had no de-icing boots either, so the plane was getting heavier and heavier as we went. That also meant we were using more and more fuel because of the added weight and added drag on the aircraft.

So, for anyone who knows anything about flying those little sports jobs, you have to keep both feet on the rudder pedals, left hand on the yoke to steer, and the right hand was occupied with working the flaps, the throttle control and the carburetor heat knob to keep the engine from freezing.

So, I had all I could to do to keep the plane up and flying and keep "MM" from totally freaking out. At this point, he was completely loosing it. This is when I was became really frightened because I had no clue if or when this jerk would really come apart and then I'd really have my hands full.

Well, as fate would have it, those angels on the ground finally located us, running only on fumes at this point, over the highest mountains just east of the Burbank airport. That, of course, was the good news. They gave us radar directions to descend into the airport area and, when they say "drop to 2,000 feet"; you drop to 2,000 feet. They lined us up for the final approach to the east facing runway and, when we finally broke out of the clouds (about 200 feet off the ground as it turned out) it was black and raining cats, dogs, and errant planes.

To get a picture in your mind of what I was seeing through this 12" hole in the ice ahead of me (that, at this point in time was gratefully starting to melt) was a huge green grassy approach area, beyond that, a chain link fence, then a street, another chain link fence, then the approach lites to the runway and then, off in the distance, the runway itself.

But, as I said, all that was the good news. The bad news was that, because of what we'd been through on the flight, we were almost out of gas. And as soon as I got just below the cloud layer and was lining up on the runway, yep, you guessed it, the engine sputtered and stopped. Dammit. We were running out of gas when that wasn't so according to the gauges. As it turns out, we weren't actually out of gas but because of our extremely nose-low flight attitude, the fuel pickup line, which was in the rear of the wing which is NOT where the gas happened to be and NOT in the forward part (which of course was where it needed to be) so that the little gas that we did have just wasn't getting to the engine.

So now you have the picture. Added to this mess was the fact that "MM", who, in a panic, while trying to take over the controls, was steering us into a concrete bunker that I could see on my side but he couldn't see on his. I told him "I've got the airplane" which, in flying parlance, is a very polite way of saying "getcher goddam hands off the controls". He would certainly have killed us if I allowed him to, so, at that moment of truth, I had literally a split second to decide. Do I, a pilot with 8 hours of flying time tell an experienced intructor not to touch the controls or does he know something I don't. I quickly realized I had no choice but to use a karate-type chop to the top of both of his wrists with the outside edge of my right forearm to get his hands off the controls. I later found out that I had broken his left wrist. But I could live with that (with "live" being the operative word)

For the very first time during that ordeal, the mechanic sitting directly in back of "MM", realizing what going on and knowing what I was trying to do, grabbed him and held him while I finished off the approach. "MM" had been trying to "goose" the plane up over the fence that separated us from the runway. However, losing power, I could feel that a full stall was imminent. I just knew from the way the plane felt that there was just no way we were going to be able to climb over that fence. So, I committed to a landing on the soft wet grass.

As it turns out, I managed to put the plane down about 12 feet short of the first chain link fence with no damage to us or the plane...just got the tires wet. We then saw the fire trucks coming down both sides of the runway toward us and it was just then that we realized we were safe and, most importantly, alive on the ground.

I opened the door on my side and tried to get out of the plane but somehow my legs simply buckled under me. In fact it was all I could do to let go of the steering yoke because I was so tensed with a death grip on the flight controls but I wound up sitting down on the left landing gear until the trucks rolled up to get us...I was convinced I had left my handprints indelibly imprinted on the steering wheel and never even bothered looking for stains on the seats that I was convinced we all left there.

"MM" got out of his side of the plane and proceeded to throw up all over that nice wet green grass. The other two quickly exited and did likewise. Personnel from the tower picked us up and drove us to the control tower where they notified our flight school that we were down and safe and we all gave them profound hugs for their help. Were it not for their calming voice over that radio, we would never had made it out of that mess alive. Three of us (guess which three) returned to the control tower a week later and brought them a case of champagne. They're the best. They saved our lives.

EPILOGUE

My folks gave me a ride home that night. The next day the chief pilot came out to the site, put in about ten gallons of regular and flew the plane from it's grassy, albeit unauthorized landing spot after looking at me, and where I put the plane down and kind of shook his head in utter disbelief.

"MM" was fired the very next day for using piss poor judgement since we never should've been where we were. The proper thing to do was what my gut told me to do way back in the beginning. Bad weather? Go around it! But, having only 8 hours of actual flight time, a rank beginner, who the hell was I to tell this "instructor" with over 10,000 hours in his log book, what to do.

Well, I guess that's the whole point. The most important thing I learned from all of this thirty minutes of sheer terror - when you know in your gut that your right, to hell what other people say. Just do it. I've been "just doing it" ever since. It was a tough way to learn a lesson but, hell, that was nothing new for me.

Meanwhile, back in Wichita Kansas, where they put those birds together, the Cessna Corp., having obtained a copy of the "incident" report, quickly realized that a design change was in order. So, they put an additional fuel pickup tube in the forward part of the wing...to prevent fuel starvation when the plane is low on gas and in a nose-low attitude as ours was at the time of our "descent into hell".

Five months later, I was hired as a flight instructor...to fill in the gap which was created when "MM" was politely asked to hit the bricks :)

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