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From the Desk of The Head Brigadoon

Donkeys and Cookiepuss Better than Pantomiming an Infectious Rash in a Metropolis

Well, sorry for the delay in this posting, but I've had an infectious rash all this past month due to an undisclosed event.  All I can tell you is that it involved a cookiepuss ice cream cake and a harem of naked cheerleaders. But you can read about it in my new book: Donkey's Nature's Candy.

But this neither here nor there, nor Alaska, nor the metropolis called Ho-Ho-Kus that we all love so much.

Well, here's what I was thinking about when I was in bed with my infectious rash: "What ever happened to Webster?"  This question may seem as obvious as a donkey in an ass kicking contest, that of course is a pun.

But again, I'm just being silly and I might as well just be doing a pantomime show for a bunch of drunk third graders at a clown orgy. Goodness the words are leaking out of me faster than a cookiepuss ice cream cake through a lactose intolerant guy.

That's just an unpleasant thought, and I admit it should never be repeated in any major metropolis.

Well here that's about all from my own private metropolis, this is the Head Brigadoon saying: "Donkeys: why don't we just let them grow?"

Love,
The Head Brigadoon