Visual Evidence of Tyson's Benign Nature


Tyson's postfight-fight

What Tyson does, after the fight is over, to his defeated opponents

 Accidental release from cage leads to chaos

The Nevada Zoo Animal Control Squad escorts Tyson back to his cage

 Little wonder why this poor boy is crying


Tyson demonstrates the natural affinity that children have for him


Quotes From the Incomparable Mike Tyson


``I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their ****ing health. I bring pain, a lot of pain.''

"I will rip out his heart and feed it to him."

"I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever."

"I want your heart. I want to eat your children." (said to heavyweight champion Lennox Lewis, who has no children)

"I enjoy what I do. I enjoy hurting people."

"You're not man enough to **** with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you, scared now, you ho, scared like a little white boy. Scared of the real man. I'll **** you til' you love me, faggot." (to a member of the press at a pre-fight news conference)

Other Stuff About the Humanitarian

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