It's almost Valentine's Day. Did your Christmas fling not work out? Don't be ashamed, not all boyfriends are of such caliber as the Conrad you could be dating. Many girls have tried many of our competitor's products, but they always come back to the tried and true we offer here at Date-A-Conrad Industries! If you order today, it's still possible to get your Conrad in time to show off when the accursed holiday arrives and impress all your friends. So, while there's still time, Date-A-Conrad today!