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The purpose of this web page is to document the dissection of the cat Gertrude in our Human Physiology and Anatomy Class at Arcadia Highschool. We would like to give special thanks to our wonderful teacher Ms. Tooley for providing us with the opertunity to learn more about physiology and anatomy through the dissection of these cats.

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This site is meant to be offensive and and may not be accurate. This site was created by David the Magnificent. I would like to thank my wonderfull teacher Ms. Tooley. (suck-up points)