Founder:Sulus
President:Sulus
Executive Vice President:Firecow
Vice President:Sulus Allen Poe
Treasurer:Bleely
Smootheness Expert:Dr. Smooth
Pimp:None
Mafia connections:None
Club members:No others
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July's discussion topics: The new club, we need a pimp to increase revenue, we need more mafia connections, Hong Kong handover, and Men in Black:freind or foe?
Club motto:"E pluribus unum" whatever that means
Club song:The "Mr. Clean" theme song
Club flag:It's like this big blue piece of paper that susposedly Pres. Taft once sat on
Club mascot:This Hitler doll that sings 1920s pop songs
Club enemy:Joe Opland