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THE ATE MY BALLS EMPORIUM!!!!
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Let me just state that the "Ate My Balls" phenomenon is unique to the net and
all began with the seminal "Mr. T Ate My Balls" Page listed below. Anyway, I
created this directory after I tried to visit the Ate My Balls Mega Page and
found it closed, kaput, gone. I was deeply saddened. So, rather than drown my
sorrows with some rotgut Tequila, I decided to take up the flag and create this
directory. Now it is true, that there are other
"Ate My Balls" Directories
out there, and even an
"Ate My Balls" Web ring
. We won't talk trash about our brothers in balls, this internet is plenty big
for everyone.
This site is different because we are attempting to rate the "Ate My Balls"
pages on their humor value.
Please click here to view our judging criteria.
We are also trying to keep our list free of dead links common to many
commercial directories. Sadly, some people don't get the "Ate My Balls"
sophmoric fun and force people to take down their work.
Don't see your cahones creation below?? We probably missed it. Send your URL and ye balls shall be judged!! |
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| 2 | Army of Darkness Ate my Balls Good looking, but not particularly funny, and there aren't any cartoon bubbles. Only hardcore Sam Rami fans would find this funny. |
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| 3 | Backstreet Boys Ate my Balls |
| 3 | Barney Ate my Balls Barney doesn't play nice when it comes to balls, Hand Em Over!! |
| 4 | Barney Ate my Balls II TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE!!!! The nut chompin' dinosaur just won't quit, this is the better of the 2 episodes. A third episode is rumored. Bring on the hat trick! |
| 4 | Batman Ate my Balls "Holy Flying Testicles!!!" Adam West, the caped crusader shows the boy wonder that a batarang is an effective castration device. Unfortunately, Batman plays the part of the ultimate buddy fucker and serves up Robin's "eggs" to the Joker. Robin is understandably pissed. |
| NR | Beastie Boys Ate my Balls |
| 4 | The Beatles Ate my Balls Great page, John would be proud if he wasn't dead. |
| 4 | Bill Gates Ate My Balls Bill Gates buying the world's balls in a clever scheme to repackage them and resell them back to the male population!!! You have been warned. Funny pictures. |
| 5 | Bob Barker Ate my Balls Come on Down and Eat Some Balls!! The fake eyebrows drawn on Bob put this one into 5 country. Masterful execution of an "Ate My Balls" Page!! |
| 4 | Boss Hogg Ate my Balls Yes sir, they know how to eat balls in Hazzard County..Southern Fried. Funny page with great screen grabs from the show, including The Boss in drag. |
| 3 | Buffy the Vampire Slayer Ate my Balls From the UK, comes a page that features Sarah Michelle Geller and contains words like "arse." |
| 3 | Bush Ate my Balls It seems that this bands inspiration to write and record 16 Stone came from, you guessed it.....nuts! |
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| 3 | Cake Ate my Balls John McCrea wants to play on his pan-pipes and eat balls. It's true. | 4 | Chewbacca Ate my Balls Classic page featuring the scariest ball scarfer in the universe....Chewbacca. Good Stuff! |
| 3 | Chris Webber Ate my Balls The former star of the Washington Wizards communicates his true feelings about his new team the Kings. |
| 5 | Conan Obrien Ate my Balls This site has a screen grab that might be the most appropriate picture ever for this stuff. This talented architect also created the hilarious Monty Python Ate My Balls Site. |
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| NR | The Dave Matthew's Band Its up and Dave himself has reportedly seen it and thought it was funny. |
| 4 | David Hasselhoff Ate my Balls Yes!!! Hasselhoff as Michael Knight. The show about a guy who's car had more personality than the driver. Baywatch changed to "Ballwatch" is featured too. |
| 3 | Dennis Rodman Ate my Balls Cross dressing, hair dying, rebounding, and ball eating are all on Dennis' resume. There isn't too much this "swinging" renaisance man won't do. |
| 3 | David Lee Roth Ate my Balls Diamond Dave plays the part of the sack snacker well. It turns out Dave's raging ball craving got him kicked out of Van Halen!! Nihilist whiner turned rocker Billy Corrigan is prominently featured too. |
| 3 | Dr. Who Ate my Balls Classic Britsh scifi character, Dr. Who searches the galaxy for nuts and scarfs them down like little cucumber and cheese sandwiches. |
| E | 3 | The Emporer Ate my Balls Yes that's right, there is a reason that the emporer is wrinkled... He's made entirely of Jedi scrotum!! This page has a nice midi file too! | 3 | The Episode One Trailer Ate my Balls Of course after all that hype, there had to be a backlash! Lots of good screen grabs. |
| 4 | Ewoks Ate my Balls They're cute, they're fuzzy, and they want your NADS lads!! Don't land your ship on Endor unless you're prepared to hand em over! |
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| 3 | Fabio Ate my Balls This famous narcissus loves to fantasize about eating his own balls. A bit of a catch 22. This page deserves respect because it was made by a girl! |
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| 3 | Gerald Ford Ate my Balls "Tricky Dick" Nixon's successor loves to chomp 'em. This site desperately needs goofy cartoon bubbles, one of the essential criteria of the "Ate my Balls" breed. |
| NR | Godzilla Ate my Balls |
| 2 | Grateful Dead Ate my Balls | 3 | Gun Control Ate my Balls Yes AMB Pages can be politically motivated as is this example of the genre. Does anyone know where I can get my hands on a Kalashnikov AK-47?? Thanks in advance! |
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| 4 | Hanson Ate my Balls Vicious Ate My Balls Page featuring one of the Hanson blokes with the body of a goat!!! This page is worth visiting because of the hate mail that he has received and posted. One things for sure, Americans can't spell!! |
| 3 | Another Fantastic Hanson Ate my Balls Page Classic Ate My Balls page from Setzer and [Censored] prolific authors of Tupac Shakur Ate My Balls, Backstreet Boys Ate My Balls and Jonathan Taylor Thomas Ate My Balls |
| 5 | He-man Ate my Balls A must see for the Ate My Balls Enthusiast!! He-man scares the shit out of Skelator, Lockjaw and other assorted baddies in his relentless pursuit of their balls. Great screen grabs take you back to after school UHF programming!! |
| NR | The Pope John Paul II Excommunicated my Balls |
| NR | Homer Simpson Ate my Balls |
| 2 | Howard Stern Ate my Balls Unfunny, if the King of All Media wasn't so popular, this site wouldn't get much traffic. |
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| 3 | Iowa Class Battleships Ate my Balls Um Whatever?? I'm just trying to round out the "I" category! |
| 3 | The Incredible Hulk Ate my Balls Comics as well as the dyed green body builder Lou Ferigno grace this page. I think this guy must be inflating his "hit counter" because you generally don't get 5 million hits on a site that doesn't feature a lot of female nudity! |
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| NR | Jar Jar Binks Ate my Balls |
| 3 | Another Jar Jar Binks Ate my Gungan Energy Balls Jar Jar is a very popular victim! | 4 | And another Jar Jar Binks Ate my Balls The ever controversial Jar Jar has some explaining to do! |
| 3 | Jane's Addiction Ate my Balls Been Caught Stealin....balls. Perry Farrell broke up the band while jonesin for balls!! Okay page |
| NR | Jay and Silent Bob Ate my Balls |
| NR | Jerry Lewis Ate my Balls |
| NR | Jessie Helms Ate my Balls |
| 4 | Jesus Christ Ate my Balls Yes its tasteless, and yes its funny! Remember folks before you get all pissed, many worse things have been done in the name of the Holy Spirit! Like the crusades! |
| 3 | Jim Morrison Ate my Balls The Lizard King would be pissed that he isn't better represented. Bad dialogue plagues this page. |
| NR | Jessie Helms Ate my Balls |
| 3 | John Glenn Ate my Balls Glenn reveals the secret to his vitality and vigor are alien balls that he obtained while orbiting the Earth in Friendship 7!! Shocking!!! |
| 3 | Jonathon Taylor Thomas Ate my Balls Setzer and Censored Keep on Truckin' Check it out! |
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| 4 | Karl Malone Ate my Balls The big man from the Utah Jizz loves balls almost as much as he loves his lil' buddy John "Gilligan" Stockton. |
| NR | Kate Winslett Ate my Balls |
| NR | Ken Starr Ate my Balls |
| 3 | King Kong Ate my Balls Nice pics from the 1933 flic. |
| NR | Kramer of Seinfeld Ate my Balls |
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| NR | Lando of Empire Strikes Back Ate my Balls |
| NR | Linda Tripp Ate my Balls |
| NR | Louise Woodward Shook my Balls |
| 3 | Luke Skywalker Ate my Balls Sprawling 3 pager that has a great first page but loses steam by the end. Links to other Star Wars stuff. |
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| NR | MallRats Ate my Balls |
| 3 | Marilyn Manson Ate my Balls Even this freak, popular with the antisocial, gun toting, teenage outcast set, isn't immune to the gonad phenomenon. |
| NR | Marmaduke Ate my Balls |
| 3 | Mars Attacks!! Ate my Balls Those wacky space aliens didn't come to just destoy us, they wanted to deprive us of our nuts and then destroy us. Get it right people. |
| NR | McDonalds Ate my McBalls |
| 3 | Michael Jordan Ate my Balls |
| NR | Mike Tyson Ate my Balls |
| NR | Mike Tyson Ate my Balls |
| 4 | Monty Python Ate my Balls Well done site with screengrabs from Holy Grail. It appears that balls provided King Arthur with sustinence during his Quest. |
| 5 | Morrissey Ate my Balls Ball Eaters of the world, unite. This site successfully intertwines srotum scarfing references and lyrics for a humorous effect. |
| 5 | Mr. T (He started it all) Ate my Balls The classic that spawned many imitators. I pity the fool that don't eat balls!! |
| 3 | MTV Ate my Balls Hey, remember when MTV used to just show videos! What a novel concept! This site needs the goofy cartoon bubbles |
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| 4 | NASCAR Ate my Balls Yes! This site hits it on the head and was "developed on government time using your tax dollars." God Bless America |
| 4 | THE NFL Ate my Balls Jimmy Torso's best work! Very funny stuff. Cameo appearance by the greatest ripoff agent in the world....DON KING!!! |
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| 3 | Ozzy Osbourne Ate my Balls Ozzy is rumoured to keep dead bandmate Randy Rhodes' jewels in an amulet round his neck. Semi funny page, could be better. |
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| 4 | Rick Flair Ate my Balls Macho Man Randy Savage snaps Slim Jims, Rick Flair eats balls. A funny page, Rick advises "To eat a man's balls, you gotta beat a man's ball's. Well said! |
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| 3 | Scooby Doo Ate my Balls A long and involved page, this is actually 2 episodes interupted by some celebrities. Could be funnier |
| 3 | Shannon Miller Ate my Balls Banned from Geocities for its fake nudie pic, this page isn't as funny as the Conan Obrien or Monty Python pages created by this guy. |
| 3 | Shaq Ate my Balls Everyone's favorite overpaid, overhyped Laker's player proclaims he has eaten 162 balls thus far in his NBA career. That's definitely more than the number of freethrows he's made. |
| 3 | The Simpsons Ate my Balls This one is temporarity down. I've got to talk to its creator AMB master Jimmy Torso. See below for another one of his creations, SNL Roxbury Guys Ate My Balls. |
| 3 | SNL Ate my Balls The Roxbury guys are notorious ball munchers! Great midi file and screen grabs from the SNL sketch. |
| 1 | South Park Ate my Balls This page is an example of what not to do with your "Ate My Balls" Page. About as funny as Base-ket Ball. |
| 1 | South Park's Kenny Ate my Balls and Died Kinda lame, faux interview format with Kenny needs to go. At least this page uses some screen grabs. |
| 3 | Steve Case Ate my Balls Yes, smug Steve Case of AOL Loves 'Em Too!! This site needs more pictures. |
| 3 | Superman Ate my Balls The Man of Steel is actually the Man of Steal!! Nothing counters the effects of Kryptonite like nuts. So in the interest of domestic stability, give em up!! |
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| NR | The Terminator Ate my Balls |
| 3 | Tupac Shakur Ate my Balls Solid 3 ball performance from everyone's favorite dead gangsta rapper. Guest appearance by Snoop!! Who's gonna do the Notorious B.I.G. ??? |
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| 2 | Uncle Sam Ate my Balls The title holds promise, but the content doesn't deliver. Too bad because this symbol of freedom deserves better. A poor excuse for civil disobedience. |
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| 5 | William Shatner Ate my Balls Featured in the role that made him famous, William Shatner scours the universe for balls. Great pictures, witty dialogue, and appearances by Scotty, Dr. Whatshisname, and Spock make this page worthy of the 5 nutter. |
| 4 | Woody Allen Ate my Balls Woody doesn't want Soon Yi, he wants balls! New York City's finest filmaker confesses his love for the testicle delectables. Nice page! |
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| 4 | Yoda Ate my Balls Balls are not the source of the force according to the diminutive green one. Good, but Chewbacca's page is better. | 3 | Yoko Ono Ate my Balls Ok page featuring the greatest gold digger known the world over. Anna Nicole Smith needs to marry a major international musical influence to usurp this title from Ms. Ono. |
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