THE SPACE HEADS WANT HIM TO DROP RHYMES WITH A CLONE OF ELVIS
THE TRUTH MUST BE KNOWN
We've just received word that the Space Heads want Pac to drop rhymes with a clone of Elvis.
Elvis had been reincarnated at a phase where he was not overweight. The aliens have managed to convince Tupac to do an EP with him.
"Yeah, you know, I was not crazy about working with this wack nigga Elvis, you know what I'm saying. But the aliens love that Hip-Hop and rock mix, so I figure it's all good. Besides, a thug is gonna get paid."
Elvis, chomping on a peanut butter and banana sandwich, had this to say: "I'm very excited to be working with Tupac. He's got a good sound, and a lotta soul. It's good to be back in touch with another musician from the home planet. Besides, I may even learn how to rap!"
The duo plan to do gangster rap versions of "Jail House Rock", and "Hound Dog". "But that Love Me Tender sh*t has got to go!" yelled Pac, "that is just too soft!"
It also came to our attention that Lady Diana was on the planet. Apparently she had been dating the Elvis clone, but decided to leave him for Tupac. "That won't hurt our working together" said Elvis. "I liked Di, but I have to admit that I have a thing for loving these alien women. She just couldn't understand that. She felt slighted. And besides, I admit, Tupac IS HANDSOME. Honestly I wouldn't mind getting together with him myself." Elvis grinned slyly and glanced over at Tupac.
"That's the only problem with this project" said Tupac. "This Elvis clone be talking sh*t. I think he playing, but sometimes I think he serious. He know that if he ever try anything on a nigga I'm a have to bust a cap in his ass! But he ain't hatin' on me 'cause of Di. He's cool. He's still my boy. I ain't gonna let no hoe come between me and my music. For real!"
It appears that the music project from Tupac and Elvis will be dropped in our corner of the universe some time in the next millenium. We asked Puff Daddy if he would be flown to Yilamhar in order to produce, but he had no comment. Sources say he may be worried about other alien activity on earth. It has come to the attention of our organization, Children of the Thug Immortal, that Mace may be an alien.
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