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 I read this in the West Australian the other day and got a laugh:
Tom Lehman played in an alternate shot couples tournament with his wife, Melissa, and got a lesson in reasoning. The former British Open champion hit his tee shot down the middle about 240m on the first hole. Melissa shanked the next shot about 90m from the green. Lehman hit their third shot 5m from the cup. Melissa's putt ended up 7m on the other side. Lehman sank the long putt for bogey. Leaving the green, he told Melissa that if they expected to win, she needed to start playing a little better. "Well," she replied, "You took three shots, I only took two"

 Another "gem " from the paper. 1. Never keep more than 300 seperate thoughts in your mind during your swing. 2.When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. 3. If your afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead is putting out, you have two options - immediately shank a lay-up, or wait until the green is clear and top a ball half way there. 4. The less skilled a player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing. 5. If it aint broke, try changing your grip.

 It was a sunny Saturday morning, and John was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming
shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker - "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee
please back up to the men's tee, please!"

John was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement -
"Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up the men's tee!"

John had had enough. He shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me
play my second shot!"

 Any comments,  jokes or golfing stories,e mail me and I'll put them on the noticeboard.
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