"He's not my Vydas, he's not your Vydas, he's Arvydas."
"JUMANJI!"
"Release. Rotation. Splash."
"Spank me!"
"Hurt me!"
"Good wood, solid spank, major league crank."
"Messed around and got a triple double."
"Do a little dance, make a little glove."
"Knock, knock, Pooh's there."
"Glove, exciting and new. Come aboard."
"Pooh, Pooh, kachoo."
"It's the feel good edition..."
"That's Charles simply being Charles."
"Resourceful!"
"The hardest thing to do...hit a baseball."
"Gettin' giddy in the zone."
"The low angle spank!"
"Remember hockey's our friend this year."
"Take care of the onion or it'll make you cry."
"The daily dose of Did You Know?."
"And he takes the ball and does that nifty little shot where he forces it through the rim."
"It's the cold and Pooh season."
"Fundamentals kids."
"Once, twice, three times a goalie."
"The lost art, the bounce pass."
"That's three in the corner."
"Circus me!"
"Caution. Flammable."
"And now to the college game where..."
"The kids like to call this 'El Centro' ."
"Lay it to you technically sound spark plug you!"
"If it feels good, do it!"
"Touch'em all big guy, touch'em all. You just gone yard."
"Toni, Toni, Toni has done it again."
"The Daddy. The Diesel. Shaq-FU!"
"Oh, Webber!"
"Pooh-schnickens."
"For biiirrrdie."
"Glove is a many splendored thing."
"Skip to my Pooh."
"Going to Big Country, gonna eat some peaches."
"Crackatoa! He has erupted."
"Crackatoa, east of Java."
"Glove me tender."
"Baseball's extra special moment."
"Gnip, Gnop."
"Can I call you Sunshine?"
"And then it happened."
"The fundamentally sound Chuck Knoblauch."
"Remember young players, always follow your shots."
"The red blood cell count is up, OH HEMOGLOBIN!"
"Just play the game, plumber boy."
"Two live Pooh."
"Stretch, pitch."
"Rauf, Rauf, Rauf is on fire."
"I glove you man."
"Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!"
"He eyes it, he tries it, he buys it!"
"That's manufacturing baseball!"
"GHEORGE!"
"Come on, you're better than that."
"No one do the Vodoo like Pooh do."
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"It's the NBA, and everybody makes a run."
"Get outs here, and I mean it!"
"He would return(come back or stay in the game) because he is a hockey player."
"And he gets out of town!"
"Way to hang in the air."
"Ladislav Kohn, Linda's third cousin."
"Will we play the feud? _____.(No or yes)
"He's playing wall ball."
"Kid had himself a ballgame."
"And he shoots...and scores."
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"Pictures, descriptions, and accounts of this one."
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"Mola!"
"Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!"
"I am king of the Little League diamond. Let there be Ding-Dongs and a keg of apple juice."
"Three-cola!"
"Yahtzee!"
"I am amused by the simplicity of this game."
"Take a seat, that's more beer for me."
"I'm not sure I know what the pitch is, but it tastes like chicken!"
"Call the hostess your seat(table) is ready."
"My baaad!"
"Get in the hole!"
"Take me to your leader!"
"It's not an antonym, it's a homonym."
"Elephant carwash!"
"It's back, it's back, it's not comin' back."
"That must have been a Homer, Simpson, because the pitcher just went 'D'oh'!"
"Show them what they've won, a major league baseball game."
"Show them what they've won, an American(National) league baseball game."
"He found him, 'cause he knows him, 'cause they're teammates."
"Only Barnes and Noble allows you to stand and do nothing for longer."
"Quadrangular!"
"Rendez quadrangular!"
"Into the clown's mouth."
"It's never iffy if it is Griffey."
"We're going to show it again...because we have editing equipment."
"I am the most popular player in all the land!"
"Even with derogatory credit, you can own a brand new car!"
"We all know that games aren't played on paper...they're played(by little men) inside t.v. sets."
"Not in one game, that would be a record."
"He's tall."
"They're so cute at this age."
"My power is beyond your understanding!"
"He's choppin' broccoley."
"He's choppin' broccoly."
"He's choppin' broccoli."
"He's choppin' broccoley, he's choppin' broccoly, and he's choppin' broccoli."
"He's chasing after that one...sort of...he's saving his energy for extra innings."
"Home R-R-R-Run!"
"He's fast."
"Jewah."
"He's choking on a splinter."
"Whiffel ball."
"All the land is mine for as far as the ball shall travel."
"Bonbononzo."
"He is flat out, out."
"The (6)5-4-3 double play, and the Powerball is 29."
"He's going to get his name in the paper."
"Throw your hands in the air, and wave them around as if there are no reprecussions."
"He scattered ___ hits in the win. If he would have lost, we would have said he got shelled."
"He takes the checkered flag, but he has to give it back before the next race."
"It's the shot of the day. If you ask me, he took too many shots."
"Home run. Baseball fans excitement of a big Pez despensor."
"Dan couldn't do the golf highlights because he didn't wear a golf shirt to work today."
"We were prepared to go one hour and twenty minutes with our film technology, but with our cat like reflexes we went fifty-nine minutes."
"Tony Ba-tista, otherwise known as Tony Batista."
"It's just another case of a man keeping his manhood."
"Jeremy(Schaap) stayed late to do that golf report so he could play free golf."
"A tree died to make that bat."
"He's obviously afraid of the moat in ____ field."
"I am king of the diamond. Let there be a gigantic clubhouse feast. Give me the finest meats and cheeses throughout the land."
"7-Up."
"Military precision."
"You can clearly see he's saying, 'Get out of the way you dork!' "
"Shakes off the fastball, shakes off the curve, the changeup, and says yes, I'd like to deliver the hit by pitch pitch."
"The men come out to protect their manhood."
"Most pitchers would trade their right arms, actually the right handed pitchers would have to think about that. Anyway pitchers would trade anything to have stats anywhere near those to Greg Maddux."
"He comes over the net to pummell him and steal his racket. Actually he wanted to see if he could jump the net."
"Noobie!"
"Ricola!"
"Show me the money!"
"Say CHOWDA!"
"Still plenty of good seats available...if you're driving around."
"He has successfully reached the 18-39 year old target audience."
"Of course, I am an excellent driver!"
"Major Deegan!"
"Rod Beck, where it's at."
"And the players are gay...and joyful."
"I am king of the diamond."
"Now for funny cars...and they're histerical."
"They're seniors, but they're active seniors."
"We show it again to see how women between 18-38 feel."
"That's cheating."
"This is a reminder that Entertainment coupons may not be used for Surf and Turf."
"Portions of this game were taped for training purposes."
"Crash in turn three. Cheech and Chong are involved."
"Would you like another? No thanks. I'm done."
"Boop...Boop...Boop."
"It's just another case of the man keeping us done."
"Weeble, wobble, but they don't fall down."
"He's got himself a hockey goal."
"Restaurant quality pass."
"Show them what they've won... an ice hockey game."
"Rather that run in reverse directions on the oval, a couple times a year, Winston Cup guys run road courses to prove their cars can turn to the right."
"And we take another look at this wreck, so the sponsor gets its moneys worth."
"Car later torn apart by wild dogs."
"Bite!"
"Threw up a lot of dirt, puts the ball in place, pick it up."
"Graffiti sprayed on his ball, actually, he put it there."
"And this man could lay on the cover of Dork magazine."
"That's fancy."
"Honking the horn, laying on the high beams, and coming after him."
"Just a reminder, entertainment coupons cannot be used to buy surf and turf."
"Ipid."
"You will pay for your foolishness."
"He hit it over some fencing they had set up in the outfield."
"He/she hit it into a hole in the ground."
"Obviously, he hasn't watched Tom Emanski's "Defensive Drills". It's endorsed by Fred McGriff, you know."
"That's his first homerun/goal. The media pressure will be intense for his second."
"Share...and he does."
"Did you know? Did you have any idea? Are you as stupid as we are?"
"Bueno."
"You hang it. We bang it."
"He makes the restaurant-quality play."
"(Name) had (number) assistises."
"SCORECENTER!"
"All the ladies in the house say "clank"."
"In the unlikely event of a water landing, please use your seat cushion as a flotation device."
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"And he is MEAT!"
"His stick-to-itiveness pays off."
"It is always a scream...GET OUT!"
"And it is OUTTA HEEERE!"
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"You...you're not good."
"It's up there, it's out there, it's a grand slam home run there."
"That's his job, it's what he does."
"It's the Rush Limbaugh shot...to the right and fair."
"Three ball, corner pocket."
"He is Rico Suave."
"He will get nothing and like it."
"I did not know that."
"That deserves a WOW!"
"Stay with us...I know you will."
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"Geah!"
"He pulled a groin. His own we hope!"
"They're...not...gonna...get him (he's out)!"
"He puts the biscuit in the basket."
"From way down town...BANG!"
"It's deep and I don't think it's playable."
"Dick Trickle...did not finish(qualify or win)."
"That's a double play if you're scoring at home...or if you're by yourself."
"He hit the ball real hard."
"He beats him like a rented goalie!"
"He drools the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse."
"He-LLO!"
"He's frozen pizza."
"Ask not for whom the Belfour tolls, it tolls for thee."
"It's a poweeer plaaayyy goooaaalll."
"NEEEEEXXXXT!"
"He lights the light."
"Take that for Alanis Morisette."
"Real men don't taunt."
"It trickles through the five hole."
"When this quality sports product..."
"Brought to you by..."
"Houston Hello!"
"Un-believable."
"Live from ESPN world headquarters, it's the big show."
"He gacked on it."
"Full extension!"
"A good craftsman doesn't(never) blames his tools."
"Gianluca Pagliuca."
"I am Kaizer Soze."
"He's 206!"
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"En fuego."
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him."
"The WHIIIFFF!"
"Gone."
"He's listed as day to day, but then again, aren't we all."
"And he reaches NOTHING but the bottom of the net(cup)!"
"Good!"
"Chelios with the slapshot...that's a hockey term."
"By the final OF..."
"Golf shots, nothing but golf shots."
"Goff shots, nothing but goff shots."
"We're going to o-ver-time."
"Soft as church music."
"When Sportscenter does an about face..."
"It's the Big Show..."
"Alongside my tag team partner Keith Olbermann, I'm merely Dan Patrick."
"I'd like to see it again, please."
"Do you want to play with fire, scarecrow?"
"BRRRRRRRNG!"
"Goodbye. Game Over. Drive home safely."
"Goff shots. Two "F's", no "L's", goff shots."
"Freeze it!"
"We've done all that we can do."
"He visits the bird sanctuary."
"Defense wins (games) championships!"
"Now to the third quarter, because the highlights are better there."
"HR dot com!"
"And now that we've met our contestants, let's play."
"Into the clown's mouth."
"He's up to no good."
"Berroa means goodbye."
"Detlef Schrempf!"
"Hellooo!"
"Hockey term."
"It's a power play goooaaalll!"
"Jumanji!"
"Oragan-i-zation."
"Out of the yard in a hurry."
"Why am I shouting, I don't know!"
"Real men don't strut."
"Real men don't taunt."
"Smash, please."
"Smidge."
"It's a cowhide joyride!"
"Gives him the high cheese."
"SportsCenter is nexxxt!"
"The other team's quarterback must go down (and he must go down hard)!"
"They're...not...gonna...get him (he's out)."
"Thisss...is SportsCenter."
"Cherokee, I already have a watch!"
"With authority!"
"It's the Blue Angels flying overhead. Buy a ticket!"
"He pulled his_______, his own we hope."
"Who has just left the building."
"Jag-waaars."
"Let me congratulate myself on a dang good highlight. You da man Dan!"
"The flooooooaaaaater."
"Plenty of seats left on the Darrell Armstrong bandwagon, but they are going to fill up fast."
"Little bloody, but he would get up and continue to play, because he's a tennis player."
"Gentleman...start...your...engines."
"We have an ESPY. That's an ESPY."
"Mr. Grumpy is happy."
"Still to come on this award winning program."
"Two hockey terms."
"We'll be back to put a bow on the package."
"Out of the kitty litter."
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"We have a DE-VELOP-ING SIT-U-ATION!"
"THE National Football League."
"Ring him up, sit him down."
"Yes can!"
"Dicey, dicey, dicey."
"A do-si-do and away they go."
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"Sculptured."
"Snap. Crackle. Pop."
"The shot for three, and it's G-double O-D."
"Get that shhhot outta here!"
"GET OUT!"
"Two words...YARD WORK!"
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"The replay confirms what we already suspected, it was a nice grab."
"Still tied after 9 innings, as the rules dictate, we head to extra innings."
"4-6-3 if you're scoring at home, but if you're sitting at home scoring SportsCenter highltights, you really ought to get out more."
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"Get down with your bad self."
"PrimeTime, PrimeTime, PrimeTime..."
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"He's as cool as the other side of the pillow."
"Can I get a witness from the congregation?"
"Representin'."
"Rock me Amadeus."
"Hear the drummer get wicked!"
"He's got his mojo workin'."
"Don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind."
"Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good!"
"Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well."
"Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
"Wow! That one's as hardcore as the Wu-Tang Clan on steroids!"
"They call him the Windex man 'cause he's always cleaning the glass."
"Top of the food chain!"
"Gettin' jiggy with it."
"Yup, yup!"
"Who's that? It's just my baby's daddy."
"Gettin' his freak on!"
"Gettin' his schwerve on!"
"Break him off something proper."
"Break him off a little somethin' somethin'."
"The Lord said 'You've got to rise UP!'"
"You better recognize."
"Got more flavor than Kool-Aid and cocoa."
"You're not my daddy!"
"Oh no he didn't."
"Boo-yah!"
"Ready or not, refugees, here I come..."
"That is sooo five minutes ago."
"You see what happened...was...I don't know."
"He treats him like a dog. Sit. Stay."
"Stop. Drop. Shut'em down. Open up shop."
"Check if you're bleeding...cause you just got tagged!"
"Just call him butter cuz he is on a roll."
"I play my enemies like a game of chess."
"TWISM! The world is MINE!"
"Gangsta slaps..."
"It's my world, and you're just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut."
"I like the way you work it, No Diggity."
"Call him carwash, cuz he's automatic."
"That must be jam cuz jelly doesn't shake like that."
"Vlade Dade, he likes to party. He don't cause trouble, he don't bother nobody."
"Show me the money!"
"M-M-M-M-Mookie!"
"I rock the party that rocks the body."
"He must be the bus driver, cuz he was takin' them to school."
"He's 'Livin' La Vida Loca'."
"Like a man smoking at the gas station, he was about to blow up!"
"Let me clear my throat."
"I put the bat up on that pitch, and I hit, I hit, I hit."
"Michael, Michael, Michael, can't you see, sometimes your threes just hypnotize me."
"You ain't got to go home, but you got to get up outta of here."
"Gotta go, gotta go..."
"On and on, on and on..."
"It's all about the Benjamins."
"It's your world, kid. The rest of us just payin' rent."
"Straight butta!"
"Don't playa hate, congratulate."
"I'm feeling you Tiger. I am FEELING YOU!"
"Don't hate the playa, hate the game."
"Swoosh me"
"Peace."
"I ain't mad at ya. I ain't got nothin' but love for ya."
"I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot."
"Let me hear you go AAAAAAYYYY!"
"Hiz-OUS!"
"One mmmiiillliiiooonnn dollars."
"Rocks _______ to sleep."
"Aye, Papi, I did not know you could do it like that."
"Call me big daddy when you back that thing up."
"The Soooooooouuuuuul Train!"
"He completes the pass to the DB. One problem: he's on the other team."
"He's got his PhD (player hata degree)."
"GP are you with me?"
"Is this Philosophy 101? Life is a cookie, eat it up."
"Don't hate the player, hate the game."
"He rushed it and crushed it."
"The steal and the deal."
"Are you a good golfer? No, I just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express."
"Silk, satin, so smooth."
"Silk!"
"Oh, cut it out."
"Old school like crazy."
"Wazzzzzup!"
"Silk. So smooth."
"Put a tag on their toe and lock up the drawer."
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"And now for the night on the frozen pond."
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"Draino!"
"Eagle me!"
"Matt Har-PRING."
"No, sir!"
"Iverson comma Allen."
"Mario, who got the hooch?"
"These shots are all about club selections. Larry, I think he had the right club."
"Oh, behave!"
"Ok, you're not doing that again!"
"None shall pass!"
"Sharing set space with __________. I'm Trey Wingo."
"Mecka-lecka-hi-mecka-hiney-ho!"
"Airsphere."
"You will pay for your transgression!"
"I'm not picking on you. IT'S MY JOB!"
"You do what you can do."
"Trust us, we checked."
"He lost one of those tire things. You need one of them."
"Deep, out, and into a different time zone."
"There's your exclamation point!"
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"Pay off home from Sanchez is swung on and hit a bunch to left! You will report to the stables tonight and everynight, at nineteen hundred hours, and without that pledge pin!"
"That ball is hit deep into the night! Into the upperdeck! Are you kidding me!"
"Good night now!"-On a Milwaukee Brewer home run.
"In case you were bent over picking change out of your couch, the Brewers have taken the lead."
"I think it was last year in Canada, everywhere else a few years ago."
"It's fourth and twenty and they're putting on the full court press."
"And, he looks up and it's gone."
"That is hitting out of the sand on 13."
"Three orange whips for the Rockies this inning."
"Let's play 10!"
"Jeremy has spoken in class tonight!"
"Missy, stay in your seat!"
"And you can kiss it GOODBYE!"
"_______ world is coming down by his ears."
"Thank you very much!"
"Attention! Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal, I repeat veal. The winner of tonights mystery meat contest is Geoff Jenkins,
who guessed some kind of BEEF!"
"Got him SWWWIIINNGING!"
"That's the fact, Jack!"
"There really is nothing quite as beautiful as a short head."-In a Dr. Evil voice
"Burnie give'em away, Burnie take it back!"
"You have my instructions, Bye Bye."-In a Dr. Evil voice
"You, sit!"
"It's Hammonds time."
"Since when did he change the spelling of his name? That's not Dennys, that's Dennys(like restaurant). You can go over there and order a Grand Slam combo."-On Reds pitcher Dennys Reyes
"Be the ball, Danny. Be, Be, Be the ball Danny."
"Bubba, I want my Daddy's records."
"Roll up the windows and lock up the doors, we might be in for a long one."
"Boy, don't bend over to pick up any change in the sofa."
"To the track, to the fence, to the ivy"
"Ha-ha."-High-pitched
"Look at all the pretty numbers.
"Lean into it Rudy, you want to win, don't you? Engelberg's up next, he's murdering the ball."
"Sammy woo, Sosa woo!"
"INCOMING!"
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the heck up! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now grandma!"
"Siiiiiiittt down!"
"Karl says, get out of my kitchen."
"Burnitz with a laser beam home run to right. Even after they pay me the money, I'm still going to melt every city on the planet with liquid hot magma."-Dr. Evil voice
"Please allow myself to introduce, myself."
"Freddy Boom Boom Garcia."
"Bye, Bye. Okay. Bye, Bye."-Dr. Evil voice
"Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes. I want the wax ripped off there, creamed, and buffed to a fine shammy. And I want them now! Chop, Chop!"
"This is Rico speaking. R-I-C-O, Rico. You crummy flat-footed copper."
"He gathers it in like he just got flipped the half-back option."
"Koneechiwa. N.L. Rookie of the Year!"
"Mini-bat. I shall call it mini-bat."
"Hello americans. Enjoy that wine. There you are."
"Nice of you to eavesdrop on us tonight."
"That leaves only one question, whose watching the 101 Dalmations lunch box?"
"Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight."
"______ with a drive to _______ and...GONE!"
"This is officialy ugly."
"And the rout is officially on."
"Hey there little Red Riding Hood! Ohhh! Ohhh!"
"What's good for the goose, is good for the gander."
"Oh well, I'll have a bloody mary, a piece of cake, and a piece of cake."
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"Looks like a wedge shot."
"Reading his lips?"-Bill
"I try not to, it makes my eyes burn."-Matt
"That bat died happy."
"No doubt about that one!"
"He's playing possum. He'll run on the first pitch."
"Good morning, good afternoon, and good night."
"You can hang a week's worth of laundry on that rope."
"Eyes as big as manhole covers."
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