Lucky 13
What:   HIBWAW 2003
When:  October 3-5, 2003
Where: Mesquite, Nevada
Who:    The usual suspects and a few new ones
Why:    It's HIBWAW, that's why

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Thursday - Kicking Things Off
Most players will begin Thursday night in the one and only Sin City. The Webmaster has learned that there are attempts to schedule some entertainment. The Webmaster hopes that it will look something like this:
Those of you that find that sort of thing offensive will be able to attend the Hooter's Protest (please bring your own sign):
Friday - Hitting The Links
Players who don't stuff all of their gas money into a slot machine ("I swear this thing is due to hit") will travel to beautiful Mesquite and hit the links. The Friday round will be played at the CasaBlanca course. The Webmaster has never played here, but the website says, "The golf course is maturing beautifully." What is this place? A bunch of dirt with a little grass poking its head out? The next sentence of the website is, "For the hot months, try one of their air-conditioned golf carts." Who's the mental midget that dreamed this up? Some HIBWAWians will be sitting in the damn cart all day!!! Do the carts have TVs with NFL GameDay too?

Nevertheless, here's a picture of the place:
Saturday - For All The Glory
Saturday we will move to the Wolf Creek Golf Course (not to be confused with Coyote Ugly ... or is it?) for the final round. All I can say is; you hackers had better bring a ton of balls.
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