Dr. Seuss Goes To Florida
Part 1
Green Eggs and Chad
Republican view of Election 2000
- What do you mean, Dubya has won?
- This is not fair, this is not fun.
- I'll bring my lawyers in to sue!
- I'll hold my breath till I turn blue!
- If I invented the internet,
- I can make these votes count yet.
- I will not let this vote count stand
- I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
- I do not like this old election
- I think these votes need more inspection
- We've counted once, we've counted twice
- And still the numbers don't seem nice
- I know what the voters meant
- They meant to make me President
- I will not let this vote count stand
- I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
- We counted votes with a machine
- We counted votes till we turned green
- I'll count the ballots one-by-one
- I'll count them with Joe Lieberman
- So let's count and count and count some more
- I love to count cause I'm a bore!
- I'll count the ballots day and night
- And hold each one up to the light!
- I'll count them till they turn to junk
- I'll count them with these Buddhist monks!
- I'll count them with a cat called Socks!
- I'll put them all in a jockbox!
- But I will not let this vote count stand
- I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
- I've counted till my fingers bleed
- And still can't fulfill my counting need!
- Let's count them upside down this time
- Let's count till the state is mine!
- I don't care what your dumb laws say
- I'll recount them anyway!
- Can we count them with our nose?
- Can we count them with our toes?
- Should we count them with a band?
- Should we count them all by hand?
- And if the ballots all seem bad
- I will just poke out the chad!
- I will not let this vote count stand
- I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
- I won't leave office, I'm staying here!
- I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
- Tipper, Hilary, and Bubba, too,
- Are telling me that I should sue!
- I'll stay till Santa says, "Ho-Ho!"
- Cause I've got nowhere else to go!
- We do not want this vote to stand
- We do not like it, Al Gore I am!