"... and wait for the modem to connect"
It beeped at me!
Hmmm, after I connect to my ISP, what's next?
Am I doing this right?
Now how'd I do that?
To reply to an email I ...
Ooh, it went ding at me!
Will I ever learn to work this silly thing?
Ta-da! There my stocks are!
Oh, they went up today
Now how do I print?
It talked to me!
Ah, my printout!
No more writing down what my stocks did