In case you find yourself bored looking for something to do, a friend of mine sent these to me,
and I thought it would be fun to share them with you.


1.
AQUADEXTROUS
(ak wa deks' trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.



 
2.
CARPERPETUATION
 (kar' pur pet u a shun) n.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least 
a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it 
back down to give the vacuum one more chance.



 
3.
DISCONFECT
 (dis kon fekt') v. 
To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, 
assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.



 
4.
ELBONICS
 (el bon' iks) n. 
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.



 
5.
FRUST
 (frust) n. 
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps
backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and
sweep it under the rug.



 
6.
LACTOMANGULATION
 (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n.
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly  that one has to 
resort to the 'illegal' side.



 
7.
PEPPIER
 (pehp ee ay') n.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around
asking diners if they want ground pepper.



 
8.
PHONESIA
 (fo nee' zhuh) n. 
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just
as they answer.



 
9.
PUPKUS
 (pup' kus) n.
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

 
10.
TELECRASTINATION
 (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. 
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up,
even when you're only six inches away.

 




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