OK.  Here's the Stuff.
It probably won't live up to your expectations.
Deal with it.
If you seriously don't like it, or it offends you, go
hold your head underwater.
If you actually like it, I would appreciate an e-mail.
 

Here are my stories.  I now have only two up. I'll post some more next time I get creative(could be a while).
 
My biggest section right now is poetry.  I wrote it all myself.  Really.  No plagiarism.  I swear.


Here's some philosophical stuff. Not much yet. Oh well.

There will be some other stuff soon.  But for now I'm too lazy.  Complaints about my laziness should be sent here.  Don't worry.  No one will actually read them.