"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with problem in hand"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
"Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to BANGkok."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"man who run in front of car get tired"
"man who run behind car get exhausted"
"man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change"
"To prevent hangover stay drunk!"
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"Man with itchy butt, wakeup with smelly finger."
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."