The Pre-Thanksgiving Issue

November 22, 1997

The Hudsonian Returns after Unexplained Absence

This is the first issue of the greatest paper in the land in an unknown period of time. The editor has many reasons for the absence of this intellectual publication arriving on your doorstep, which brings joy to the chosen few who are on the mailing list. The editor, Robert Francis Hudson (please always refer to me in this manor in the near future due to the upcoming arrival of my 30th birthday, which coincides with my new found maturity), would like to thank you for your patience and understanding in the Hudsonians absence, and will go with the old adage, "absence makes the heart grow fonder".

Carlin and Joseph

Carlin, Despite Chris's Genes, is a fan-favorite

Despite protests from the albino community, Christopher J. Hudson, the city planner or whatever he does, fathered a child. Miracles abound in this tale.

Here is a list:

1.  Chris found someone who would go out with him once.
2.  Chris found someone who would go on a second date with him.
3.  Chris found someone who said yes to his marriage request.
4.  The bride, Cindy Chang, did not run from the church on that  wedding day in columbus.
5.  Cindy Chang decided to bring a child with Chris's genes into the world.
6.  Carlin is the cutest girl we've ever seen.

These are all miracles my friends, things we once thought were not possible. Word on the street is a second child is on the way, let us only hope that once again the dominant Chang gene takes over.

Mary Vacates San Diego, Moves to the City by the Bay

Mary Eleonor Hudson, the once young and vibrant budding beach volleyball star, has given up on the dream and relocated to San Francsico. The young, but getting older, red-head found herself at the crossroads of her life, wondering if there was a meaning behind her everyday existence. Somewhere she found that the beaches of San Diego were not leading her down the golden path which others such as Gabrielle Reece have taken. She now only thinks of the beach and what had been as she attempts to find a parking space for 30 minutes. She remembers frolicking in the ocean in November while bundling up in her raincoat as the drops fall around her. She looks at her room and realizes that her old closet is bigger than her new room. In fact, if I knew Mary would live in the closet, I would have let her pay $490 to stay there and picked up another roomate and lived for free. Yet, positives do abound as she has found a new position which should soon make her a millionaire, at which point she sill support her older brother, who is struggling only because of his creative nature which stifles his ability to function on a real career path.

Grandma Moves in, Ready for the So-Cal Life

While Mary has given up on the Southern California lifestyle, Grandma has decided to embrace it. She has packed away her parka and moved across the country, from Brooklyn to Los Angeles. We interviewed the crossword puzzle whiz before her arrival.

Grandma: I've purchased a surfboard, it is a 7 footer and I hear the water is warm due to El Nino. The other day I was watching the Endless Summer and it was tubular, I just have to hit Malibu when I arrive.

Grandma: My daughter is insane, I'm scared for my life, but I need to be by the waves."

Grandma then did a three-sixty in her wheel chair, yelled "the interview is over" and sped away. We look forward to the next o.p. surf championships, starring Grandma.