"God then made man.
The Italian for their beauty.
The French for fine food.
The Swedes for intelligence.
The Jew for religion.
And on and on until he looked at what
he had created and said,
"This is all very fine but no one is having fun.
I guess I'll have to make me an Irishman."
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Anna:Anna has found the man for her, and it is the editor of this paper
Kournikiva visits Rob
San Diego - Anna Kournikova, The Russian star, is in San Diego not to play tennis but to visit Rob. We interviewed the editor when the news was revealed.
Hudsonian: Rob, why is Anna visiting you?
Rob: cause I am hot
Hudsonian: Rob, what about the age difference?
Rob: Anna is very mature for her age, and I believe she is ready to settle down
Hudsonian: Rob, are you smoking crack?
Rob: No, Heroin
That is all, exclusive pictures of the meeting of Rob and Anna coming soon!
Russia:Fear and fun
Russia
San Diego - Robert Hudson has been back from his world tour for a few months now, and would like all to know that Russia is an interesting place to visit. Besides his meeting with Miss Kournikova, the trip was rather frightening and eye-opening.
I traveled to Finland, which was fun, but not much news there. We then embarked on our journey, me and 20 Finnish dudes and one Finnish female. It was cold and windy and the food was strange, the police were corrupt and we had no hot water. I did find the Russian people to be friendly provided they were not police officers. I did meet Islander coach Butch Goring, so I had to travel all the way to St Petersburg to meet an Islander coach, pretty funny I think. The theme of the trip was alcohol and hockey, which is not all that bad. They only checked my passport 4 times when leaving the country, and the Finns made me feel especially good, telling me how the Russians don't like Americans. All in all, a great experience.
