June 22, 1999
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"Well, we've got this Johnny Lewis in the outfield. They hit a ball to him yesterday, and he turned left, then he turned right, then he went straight back and caught the ball. He made three good plays in one. And Greg Goosen, he's only twenty and with a good chance in ten years of being thirty." -Casey Stengel upon being asked how the Mets were doing.
Rob was supposed to go to Brazil to play hockey, but instead chose to continue his skyrocketing career in San Diego. Instead of the beaches of Rio De Janeiro, he chose the computers of SAIC. Sometimes in life we must forego instant gratification for future successes, this is what the young hockey star told himself as his friends frolicked in Sao Paulo and he attempted to make his database work. We will never know if he made the correct decision, only time will tell.
Mary Hudson, who works in some sort of publishing firm somewhere near San Francisco, has just received a raise for undisclosed reasons. It is said that blackmail was involved, for Mary failed to learn to read or write at UCSB yet somehow now makes more money than her older, good-looking, ultra-talented brother. If Rob knew this would have happened anyway, he would have gone to Brazil
Robert Hudson visited his parents in Calabasas this weekend. He was treated to leftover chicken and cranberry sauce. The young lad with leading man good looks then attended the Dodger game with the older father on fathers day. The day was mellow as James and his youngest son downed two beers each. Eleanor was seen grumbling to herself at the Hudson Household about her son's failure to make the bed he slept in. Mom, that is the first time I had a bed in that house in years, usually I get the floor. If anybody should complain, it is me, but I won't. It is true that as people age little things may get to them as they look back on their place in society. For this reason, the author regrets his misforgivings and will make the bed the next time he visits home.
Mom and dad refused to give Rob the TV with the vcr in it, they are very greedy
Chris and Cindy did not call me on my birthday, it saddens me to think of how I've been forgotten
Liz has a job and a new car and turned 21 recently. The entire Hudson clan spent the night in Berkeley. Liz could barely speak at the bar when her older brother with two kids handed her one last jaiegermeister shot, Liz was in the bathroom soon after, her not came to an early close.
Mary thinks she is running a marathon, I have $100 that says she won't make it, any takers contact me this week.
The editor would like to apologize for the lack of updates, he has been attempting to succeed in his career. One day he would like to own a few possessions, though those who pursue materialistic goals fail to find the true meaning of life. Which is the true goal of the Hudsonian as it approaches another year in print. The author may have found the meaning of life in Brazil, but he didn't go, so he searches in San Diego, where the question has not been answered, but the quest continues.