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Welcome to the Lair of the
Lord Of Lemmings
Pope Scientia Claus I, Lord of Lemmings, Grand Primate of the Church of the Yellow Banana, Holey Crusadir for the Writeous Lepht, Kn.U.T.
a.k.a. Andrew Glasgow
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"All men are born free, but everywhere they are in chains."

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Greetings, pilgrim. Welcome to the lair of the Lord of Lemmings. In Goddess's name, come in! You must be tired after such a long journey. What? You just surfed on in?

Be that as it may. Sit down, relax, read some poetry or something. Or if philosophy is more to your liking, we've got some of that, too. Mayhap you'd like to sample a nice golden apple? Ha ha ha ha ha. . .

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