Clothing - Suits/Dresses

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( Clothing) Suits/Dresses

Why do women wear evening gowns to night clubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? (Contributed by Don F.)
Why is it that at a bargain sale the only suit or dress that you like best and that fits is the one not on sale? (Contributed by Don Woods)
Why do long dresses make women look shorter when short dresses make men look longer? (Contributed by Brandon L. Martin)
Why do we put suits in a garmet bag and put garmets in a suitcase? (Contributed by Erik Freeman)
Why is it that whenever you buy a suit with two pairs of pants it's the jacket that gets ruined first? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
Why is it that your coat zipper only gets stuck on really cold days or when you're late? (Contributed by Laurel)
Why do we have to DRYclean raincoats? (Contributed by Don F.)
If someone tells you your dress is slenderizing, does that mean they think you're fat? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
How many coats of paint can fit on a coat rack? (Contributed by Starlight)
How many buttons are on a coat of paint? (Contributed by starlight)
Why do they make XXXL jogging suits? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)

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