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1. In the TV commercials for music albums they give you a choice: 2 cassettes for $29.99 or 2 CDs for $49.99. If the main benefit for CDs is the fact that you can store more on them why do they need 2 CDs? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. If music be the food of love why don't rabbits sing? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. How come most car horns and the dial tone on a phone are both in the key of F? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Where do they get that awful music for ice skating? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Why is "easy listening" music so hard to listen to? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. If you bought a CD entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane" and enjoyed it can you take it back and demand a refund? (Contributed by asharpe)
7. Why do radio stations interrupt "60 minutes of uninterrupted music" to tell you you're listening to 60 minutes of uninterrupted music? (Contributed by James Terris)
8. Peoples' senses are supposed to deteriorate as they age so how come alternative music sounds louder to people the older they get? (Contributed by Kerry Diotte The Edmonton Sun)
9. Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
10. How many records will fit into those little booth jukeboxes? (Contributed by Bob & Doug)
11. Why do mysical genres come (and go) in waves? (Contributed by ShadowStalker)
12. Why do parents always hate whatever their kids listen to? And why did our parents listen to such crappy music? (Contributed by ShadowStalker)
13. Is the problem with reality the fact that there's no background music? (Contributed by J.J.)
14. When your neighbours are playing loud music should you put some of your tapes or CDs in their mailbox in the hope that they will play music you like? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
15. Where does music come from? (Contributed by David Woolley)
16. Isn't it true that no opera plot is sensible? After all in sensible situations people do not sing do they? (Contributed by W.H. Auden)
17. If you played a blank tape at full blast would it drive a mime nuts? (Contributed by Carl Rykaczewski)
18. Is the singer from 'Milli Vanilli' really dead or is he just pretending again? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
19. Why are CD packages so hard to open? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
20. Why is it that you have to make a record to be famous yet you have to be famous to make a record? Where do you start? (Contributed by Carolyn Tyson)
21. If diamond is the hardest substance why do diamond needles on record players wear down so fast? (Contributed by Laura)
22. If you combined country music with rap would you call it 'crap'? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
23. If Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash would have sang a song together do you think they might have actually been IN tune? (Contributed by Bill Becwar)
24. When the chipmunks inhale helium do they sing in a deep voice? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
25. Is it possible that 'Memorex' is the name of an all-mime band and those tapes aren't blank at all? (Contributed by Jim de Graff)
26. Wouldn't those who enjoy extra loud music in their car enjoy it so much more if they rolled their windows up? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
27. They say that some people march to a different drummer, but how many people polka? (Contributed by LA Times)
28. What's the difference between metal and chrome cassettes? Isn't chrome a metal? (Contributed by Bill Wilson)
29. What is the purpose of having lyrics to opera music? Has anyone EVER understood a single word? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
30. Did the Grateful Dead ever release a Live Album? (Contributed by Rico Suave)
31. Is the reason musicians need a leader because they don't know how to conduct themselves? (Contributed by Stan Kegel)
32. If no one smoked, would people still hold up lighters at heavy metal concerts? (Contributed by Keith)
33. If John Lennon and Elton John had written a song together, how would they publish the credits for the writers on the back of the album or CD? If they used last names, would it be 'John, Lennon'? And if they used first names, wouldn't it be 'Elton, John'? (Contributed by M.B.)
34. Isn't the 'c' in 'rap' silent? (Contributed by Neil Enns)
35. How can you dance to the beat of a different drummer if you're a one-man band? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
36. Why don't they sell records at a record store? (Contributed by Dan)
37. How come when it is played by a high-class orchestra, it is called a violin, but when it's played by a hillbilly band, it's called a fiddle? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
38. How come, in an Acoustic Music Store, they sell cassettes and DVDs? Has anybody ever heard an acoustic DVD? (Contributed by Pat F.)
39. Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like? (Contributed by Harris)
40. Why do they delete expletive lyrics in some songs, but leave them in others? (Contributed by Valerie)
41. What would music be like today if Elvis could have written like Bob Dylan? (Contributed by James Walden)

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