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1. When a cow laughs does milk come out of its nose? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why are cows milked from the right side? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why is the underside of a horse's hoof called a frog? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Can a cow get osteoporosis? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Do cows have to watch where they step in fields? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. If we have nightmares what do horses have? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. Why don't cows die of heart attacks if milk is high in fat and cholesterol? (Contributed by Don F.)
8. If cows didn't have long legs would it lead to their utter destruction? (Contributed by Don F.)
9. Do horses have Charleypeople? (Contributed by Don F.)
10. If leather jackets get ruined in the rain why aren't cows affected when they are out in the rain a lot? (Contributed by Chris)
11. What was going through the Mind of the First Person ever to Pull on a Cow's Udder? (Contributed by Lance)
12. Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
13. Just exactly how much does a Bay Mule sweat? (Contributed by Claire B.)
14. Is a laughing stock a group of cattle with a sense of humour? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
15. If the world was a logical place would men also ride a horse side-saddle? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
16. Is it true that the reason horses have big noses is because if they're in a close race you can tell who won? (Contributed by Bill Keane)
17. Are cows always in fashion because they are always wearing leather? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
18. Do sacred cows make the best hamburgers? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
19. When people say that they will wait until the cows come home. Where have the cows been? And do people actually let the cows into their home? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
20. Do you get ground beef from cows with no legs? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
21. Do Jersey cows moo with a New York accent? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
22. Why do we drink cow's milk? This stuff is suppose to be for nourishing baby calves isn't it? What farmer said 'Mmm can't wait for that calf to get done so I can get ME some of that stuff'? (Contributed by Alex)
23. They say that cows chew for 18 hours a day. Just who was it that sat out in a field with a cow and a stopwatch to determine this? (Contributed by Alex)
24. Why do you have to get on a horse from the left side? Are horses left hoved? (Contributed by Adria Arafat)
25. If you pamper a dairy cow will it give spoiled milk? (Contributed by Josephine E.)
26. Are cows white with black spots? Or black with white spots? (Contributed by Amber)
27. Why do cows lie down just before it rains? Do they think they won't get as wet? (Contributed by piaffe)
28. Shouldn't a cow's udder be called a CALFeteria? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
29. If cows could fly would we still have ground beef? (Contributed by Funny Mail)
30. Would you say that a pony with a cold might be a little horse? (Contributed by Shenandoahvalley)
31. How does a brown cow give white milk when it eats green grass? (Contributed by Lynn)
32. If cows could mow grass, would they use a lawn mower? (Contributed by Mandi and Rachel)
33. Why doesn't manure come from a bull and womure come from a cow? (Contributed by John Foster)
34. If you feed a cow some chocolate syrup, will it give chocolate milk? (Contributed by I'll be a Monkey Zunkle)
35. When you clone a cow from another cow, and the two cows meet, does the cloned cow experience deja moo? (Contributed by Ha)
36. Does distressed leather come from very tense cows? (Contributed by S.S.)
37. Have you ever seen an unhappy horse? (Contributed by Dale)
38. Do cows drink milk? And if they do, wouldn't that be considered cow-abilism? (Contributed by Michael)

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