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1. How does the Cheshire cat only show his smile? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Is there such a thing as a Cat Tag? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height what would happen? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. If you throw a cat out of a car window does it become kitty litter? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. Why does Cat's urine glow under a blacklight? (Contributed by Don F.)
8. When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable why do you suddenly have to go to the bathroom? (Contributed by Don Woods)
9. Why do we consider black cats bad luck? (Contributed by D. Cashman)
10. Why will a cat always sit on whatever it is you're trying to read? (Contributed by Neil Enns)
11. Why is it that cats have the impeccable timing of positioning themselves precisely under your feet the minute you decide to stumble to the bathroom in the middle of the night? (Contributed by Kerry Diotte The Edmonton Sun)
12. What is it about cats that make them have to do their business the MINUTE you've cleaned their litter box? (Contributed by Jill)
13. Why is it that when dogs leap onto your bed it's because they adore being with you but when cats leap onto your bed it's because they adore your bed? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
14. Why is it that when I am typing up a paper for a class late at night my cat decides that it's the perfect moment to walk across the keyboard? Is she just commenting on my work? What is she writing? Why does it always look like 'nnghiiiiiiouuunnggccsaaaaa'? (Contributed by ShadowStalker)
15. Why do long haired white cats only like sleeping on dark furniture and dark clothing? (Contributed by Debb Gill)
16. If dogs meowed and cats barked who would purr? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
17. Why don't cats pant? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
18. Were cats put on this earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose? (Contributed by Jason Q)
19. If squirrels hide their nuts and dogs hide their bones just what is it that cats hide? And should we be worried if we don't know? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
20. If a cat joined the Red Cross would it become a First-Aid Kit? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
21. If no cat has eight tails and a cat has one tail more than no cat doesn't this mean that a cat has nine tails? (Contributed by mabu)
22. Why is it that the only times your cat will use the litter box is right after you have changed the litter or just as the company rings the doorbell? (Contributed by Bill Edwards)
23. If a cat eats cheese does it catch mice with baited breath? (Contributed by Tony Sanchez)
24. Why do cats bury their excreta while other animals don't seem to? (Contributed by The Last Word)
25. How come cats can leave white paw prints on a black car then jump onto a white car and leave black paw prints? (Contributed by jaackl)
26. Why is it that cats always seem to know more than they let on? (Contributed by ShadowStalker)
27. Most dog food labels have the actual food of what your dog is eating on them yet most cat food labels have a picture of some stupid cat on them. Your cat is not actually eating another cat now is it? (Contributed by Jay Money)
28. Why are black cats considered unlucky? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
29. If you want to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet shouldn't you put shoes on your cat? (Contributed by catweasel)
30. Is there any proof that cats have nine lives? (Contributed by Hugh J.)
31. If they made microfiche for cats, would it be called 'catfiche'? (Contributed by Lynnette Schutte)
32. How come cats always beat you during staring contests? (Contributed by Madelynn)
33. How come cats wink at you when you're alone, but don't when you try to show someone else that they can do it? (Contributed by Madelynn)
34. Why is it that your cat will ignore you until you go to the bathroom and then it will rub against your legs wanting attention? (Contributed by Charlene)
35. If a cat jumps in a lake and starts to doggy paddle, does it have to doggy paddle very fast in order to not be chased by the doggy? (Contributed by starlight)
36. If cats really have nine lives, why do we always get them after the first eight are gone? Wouldn't we all love to see one get back up after being hit by a car, just to prove it can? (Contributed by CrownPC)
37. Isn't it true that cats are smarter than dogs? Afterall, when was the last time you saw eight cats pulling a sled through the snow? (Contributed by Jeff Valdez)
38. Why do we have dog years, but not cat years? (Contributed by Ashley Williams)
39. Why is it that cats always appear on your lap just as you are about to get up? (Contributed by Octopussy)
40. Why is it that your cat always has to make its bed in the clean laundry rather than the dirty laundry? (Contributed by Octopussy)
41. Why is it that most cats are obsessed with stinky feet? (Contributed by Octopussy)
42. Why are cats so lazy? (Contributed by Katie)
43. Why is it that a cats desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture? (Contributed by Kezcat)
44. How do cats always know where the EXACT center of whatever room you are in (or about to be in) is and manage to get into it right before you do? (Contributed by Squirtsmoogie)

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