Don’t let your participles dangle. If you’re not sure where a colon belongs, consult an anatomy book. Sometimes the use of body language is much more effective than words. The book is always better than the movie. If you have something to say, do it with as few words as possible because if you go off on a tangent, people get lost and think, “What’s the point?” and lose interest and think you’re weird, you know what I mean. Life can be a tragedy, but more often it’s a comedy. Punctuate your life with laughter. Don’t live in the past tense. Sometimes it’s fun being the object of the proposition. Everyone has a story worth writing. If your autobiography wouldn’t fill a page, you need more excitement in your life. Don’t be a rebel without a clause. Never be afraid to use question marks. After all, nobody has all the answers. Live life with an exclamation mark!