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Hamlet
[Your] lust, though to a radiant angel link'd, Will sate itself in a celestial bed And prey on garbage.
----Hamlet 1. 5. 55-57
[You are] pigeon-liver'd and lack gall.
----Hamlet 2. 2. 573
What should such fellows as [he] do crawling between heavan and hell?
----Hamlet 3. 1. 128-29
[Thou art] a pipe for Fortune's fingure To sound what stop she please.
----Hamlet 3. 2. 70-71
Assume a virtue if you have it not.
----Hamlet 3. 4. 161
[You are] spacious in the possession of dirt.
----Hamlet 5. 2. 88-89
Henry IV Part 1
They must be dieted like mules, And have their provender tied to their mouths.
----Henry IV, Part 1, 1. 2. 10-11
Bacon-fed knaves!
----Henry IV, Part 1, 2. 2. 81
[Thou art] wither'd like
an old apple-john.
----Henry IV, Part 1, 3. 3. 4
[You] mad mustachio
purple-hued maltworms!
----Henry IV, Part 1, 2. 2. 23-24
Henry IV Part 2
[You] blunt monster with uncounted heads!!
----Henry IV, Part 2, 1. 0. 18
You are as a candle, the better part burnt out.
----Henry IV Part 2, 1. 2. 155-156
{{{And one my favorites}}} A pox of this gout! or a gout of this pox!
----Henry IV, Part 2, 1. 2. 244-45
I have borne, and borne, and borne, and have been fubbed off, and fubbed off, and fubbed off, from this day to that day, that is a shame to be thought on.
----Henry IV Part 2, 2. 1. 32-35
Hang yourself, you muddy conger [eel], hang yourself!
----Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4. 53
Henry V
Thou cruel, ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature!
----Henry V 2. 2. 94-95
[You] vain, giddy, shallow, humorous youth!
----Henry V 2. 4. 28
[You are] white-livered and red-faced.
----Henry V 3. 2. 33
I'll fer him, and firk him, and ferret him.
----Henry V 4. 4. 28-29
Eat my leek.
----Henry V 5. 1. 9
Julius Caesar
You blocks, you stones, you worse then senseless things!
----Julius Caesar 1. 1. 35
[You] fat, sleek-headed men!
----Julius Caesar 1. 2. 189-190
I durst not laugh, for fear of opening my lips and recieving the bad air of [your stinking breath].
----Julius Caesar 1. 2. 246-47
[You] fleering tell-tale!
----Julius Caesar 1. 3. 117
My mortified spirit. Now bid me run and I will strive with things impossible. Yea, get the better of them. What's to do? A piece of work that will make sick men whole. But are not some whole that we must make sick?
----Julius Caesar 2. 1.
King John
Your face hath got five hunderd pounds a year, Yet sell you face for five pence and 'tis dear, Madam, I'll follow you unto the death.
----King John 1. 1.
I'll smoke your skin-coat.
----King John 2. 1. 139
I would set an ox-head to your lion's hide and make a monster of you.
----King John 2. 1. 292-93
[Thou art] grim,
Ugly, and sland'rous to thy mother's womb,
Full of unpleasing blots and sightless stains,
Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
Patch'd with foul moles and eye-offending marks.
----King John 2. 2. 43-47
[You] rash, inconsiderate, firey voluntaries, With ladies' faces and fierce dragons' spleens!
----King John 2. 2. 67-68
King Lear
I have seen drunkards do more than this in sport.
----King Lear 1. 4. 91
You rogue! I'll make a sop o' th' moonshine with you. You whoreson cullionly barber-monger!
----King Lear 2. 2. 27
You cowardly rascal, nature disclaims in thee: a tailor made thee.
----King Lear 2. 2. 55
Here's grace and a cod-piece; that's a wise man and a fool.
----King Lear 3. 2. 40-41
Love's Labor's Lost
Warble, child, make passionate my sense of hearing.
----Love's Labor's Lost 3. 1.
Othello
[He is] a subtle slippery knave, a finder out of occasions; that has an eye can stamp and counterfiet the true advantages never present themselves!
----Othello 2. 1. 240-42
A halter pardon him, and hell gnaw his bones!
----Othello 4. 2. 138
Richard II
[You] caterpillars of the commonwealth!
----Richard II 2. 3. 165
Romeo and Juliet
[You] small grey-coated gnat.
----Romeo and Juliet 1. 4. 67
[He's] not half as big as a round little worm.
----Romeo and Juliet 1. 4. 68
You kiss by th' book.
----Romeo and Juliet 1. 5. 109
The pox of such antic lisping affecting phantasimes, these new tuners of accent!
----Romeo and Juliet 2. 4. 28-29
Scurvy knave! I am none of his flirt-gills[loose woman], I am none of his skains-mates [cut-throat companians]
----Romeo and Juliet 2. 4. 150-51
Peace, you mumbling fool! Utter your gravity o'er the gossip's bowl, For here we need it not.
----Romeo and Juliet 3. 5. 173-75
The Comedy of Errors
Doust thou jeer and flout me in the teeth?
----The Comedy of Errors 2. 2. 22
A Merry Wives of Windsor
His guts are made of puddings.
----A Merry Wives of Windsor 2. 1. 31
Fear not if it's not enough, there is always more to come!
