Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is thought fit...

These are the messages which people have left for me to see.

jim needham - 09/13/00 00:13:59

Comments:
hello. another great day. every day a hoilday. every meal a banquet

laura - 09/10/00 19:11:10

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cuz, told you i would visit the page. took forever .... but you know me ... always late. did you expect anything else? chao laura

Tom Jackson - 09/04/00 03:17:00
My Email:Aquinas1889@cs.com
City: Binghamton
State: NY
Country: USA

Comments:
Mr. Burns, Congratulations on your recent wedding, I hope everything is going well! The page looks great! E-mail me when you get a chance!

BHarris - 08/11/00 16:47:04
My Email:jwynaught@aol.com
State: TX
Country: USA

Comments:
I enjoyed seeing the photos of your Edison W&M. Interestingly enough, MY grandfather gave me the very same machine some 15 years ago. It, too, was in horrible shape on the outside but he had rebuilt the motor and reproducer back in the 50's when he "liber ted" it from a local girl-scout camp in Massachusetts along with hundreds of diamond discs. Enjoy your machine, and treat it well!

Thompson - 06/09/00 03:32:18

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Just surfed on Burns. Nice page.

Tom Jackson - 05/15/00 20:13:10
My Email:Aquinas1889@cs.com
City: Binghamton
State: NY
Country: USA

Comments:
Mr. Burns, I love this page! I expect a signed copy of your first best seller! I love the mission statement the best! "The joke and the punchline"

Greg Lejeune - 03/25/00 23:40:07
My URL:http://www.excelir.com/shopxl
My Email:rgl@excelonline.com
City: Houston
State: Texas
Country: USA

Comments:
Just dropped in to say hello.

Laurie - 12/10/99 20:36:47
My URL:http://cnsvax.albany.edu/~ldavis

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You need to update your link to my page! Pete was desperately trying to reach my page, but you have my old one there! And you know how desperate Pete can be!

Liz - 11/21/99 14:21:44
City: Birmingham
Country: UK

Comments:
Good site, interesting poems.

Laurie - 10/22/99 17:04:48
My URL:http://cnsvax.albany.edu/~ldavis
My Email:Ldavis@cnsvax.albany.edu

Comments:
I miss you and hope you get back from Chicago soon. Especially since I keep getting e-mail messages from Buckley about some sort of sporting event. The Yahoo box that pops up on your page isn't as annoying as you said it was. Love, Laurie

Juggernaut - 09/20/99 02:43:07
My URL:http://www.villanova.com/villanovan

Comments:
Hey Dave, you missed Homecoming. To see the results, hit the Villanovan homepage I so kindly provided you with.

David Burns - 07/21/99 17:43:53
My Email:davidburns@hotmail.com
City: Sydney
State: Illonois
Country: Japan

Comments:
I love the web-page and FISH!!

Cliff McDonald - 07/18/99 18:13:55
City: Austin
State: TX
Country: USA

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- 07/15/99 03:49:24

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did you know you have the same name as the david from "the real world" seattle episodes? you may get a fair amount of hits from those like me who are trying to read up on him.

Laurie Davis - 07/01/99 23:46:54
My URL:http://cnsvax.albany.edu/~ld5423
My Email:ld5423@cnsvax.albany.edu
City: Rensselaer
State: NY
Country: USA

Comments:
Who is this Michael Buckley person and why do you keep giving him money? Is there something illegal going on here? Some sort of male-to-male escort service?

Michael Buckley - 06/22/99 15:53:13
My Email:mbuckley@awr.com
City: Sterling
State: VA
Country: Buckley Kingdom

Comments:
Thanks for the $$$. What's the deal with those new NHL rules? I guess they really wanted their point system to resemble the MLS. A point for losing an OT game, what a crock of [explitive]! 4 on 4 OT hockey is acceptable so long as it does not carry in o the playoffs. That would ruin one of the best parts of NHL playoff hockey. The Sabres were hosed!!! Next season, Atlanta Thrasher fever...catch it! Michael

David Burns - 06/16/99 05:43:17
City: Belfast
Country: Northern Ireland

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Is it me or do we have the best name in the world. PS. The other guy called David Burns with a website sounds like a freak. Talk to you some other time Dave.

Michael Buckley - 05/30/99 02:28:10
My Email:mbuckley@awr.com
City: Sterling
State: VA
Country: DUH

Comments:
Greetings from Loudoun County, where the closest stretch of Route 28 is sponsored by the Ted Nugent United Sportsmen of America. Believe it or not, Ralston will be going to graduate school in the fall at the University of Tennessee. HE WILL ACTUALLY WOR AS A TA!!! The key words are "work" and "TA." I'm hungry and my computer is too damn slow--NEED $$$! Don't make me release the hounds! As always, Michael

Kristen O'Connell - 03/20/99 17:41:53

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Hi David. Remember me? Tell Laurie I said hi. She doesn't have a guestbook on her web page, so I couldn't leave her any messages. Oh well. Bye.

Laurie - 02/04/99 04:16:42
My URL:http://cnsvax.albany.edu/~ld5423
City: Rensselaer
State: NY
Country: USA

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Hi David. I just checked to see if the link from my homepage to MetaCrawler worked. It did and then I put in "great dissenter." Congratulations, your page came up first! Bye, I'm going to log off so I can call you. Love, Laurie

Felicity Larson - 12/09/98 23:00:34
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/5095/
My Email:felicity_larson@hotmail.com
City: Potter Valley
State: Ca
Country: USA

Comments:
What a wonderful site! Admirable. I really enjoyed your poetry very much, especially "Eyes." I was recently in a production about World War II, and your poem touched on some of the things I learned and experianced. Thank you very much. Yours, poetically o not, Felicity

Idlan Zakaria - 12/06/98 03:52:35
My URL:http://homepages.infoseek.com/~idlanz
My Email:idlan@hotmail.com
City: Kajang
State: Selangor
Country: Malaysia

Comments:
hey there.. greetings from malaysia. I enjoyed your ramblings ..

10/26/98 10:30:41
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

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Just surfing. Thanks.


Joanna Spanos - 06/26/98 18:53:56
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Strasse/4132/
My Email:spanos@netwalk.com
City: Powell
State: Ohio
Country: Whichonedoyouthink?

Comments:
Oh goodie. I get to write comments that people are going to look at and try to figure out who the hell this is that David paid to look at his web page and sign their name because he whines really loudly.

Kristen M.S. O'Connell - 03/27/98 21:01:47
My Email:oconnellk@pharmacol.rochester.edu
City: Rochester
State: NY
Country: Caffeineland

Comments:
I hope you're happy. I'm leaving a message in your guestbook. I don't know why, but I suppose since I'm your friend, I should leave you something here to let you know that somebody actually reads your web page once in a while. Just so you all know, it' 80 degrees in Rochester right now and it's only March. This should be interpreted as a good sign that the world is ending in fire and not ice. Overworked graduated students of the world, sleep!

Laura Dixon - 02/27/98 03:49:38
My URL:http://cnsvax.albany.edu/~ld0206/
My Email:BookwormLD@aol.com

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Hi! I'm one of Laurie's classmates at SUNY. In fact, that's how I found your site, since she has a link to it on her page. I looked "deep" enough into your site to see the picture of the two of you all dressed up, and the only reason I mention this is because the title of the page -- Pictures at an Exhibition -- cracked me up. Are you a classical music lover? :-)

Michael Buckley - 02/24/98 02:15:28
My Email:gordo@tamos.net

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Thanks for the money. I'll spend it wisely. Michael

JUGGERNAUT - 02/05/98 22:30:40
My Email:ptiern01@ucis.vill.edu
City: Camden
State: NJ
Country: Confusion

Comments:
Well, gee David, now I know where you spend all of your time online. If you want some real web pages to connect to, I'll show you a few. Quite frankly, I don't think Laurie will appreciate it. Buck wants some more of your money, but I'm sure you know t at. I AM JUGGERNAUT!

Laurie Ann Patricia Davis - 12/01/97 22:58:24
My Email:LD5423@cnsvax.albany.edu
City: Albany
State: NY
Country: USA

Comments:
Hi honey. Do you think anyone else will ever look at this? Should I be all sweet and mushy? Will Stefan ever look at it again? (Hi Stefan) Next semester I will have my own homepage which even fewer people will see because I won't want them to see it. Does anyone else ever look at David's page? Kristen? Are you there? OK, I really don't have anything to say, just that I am David's wonderful, supportive girlfriend, and I am the reason he is where he is today--specifically, freezing his butt off up in the Great White North even though he has a coat with a fur-lined hood (This isn't Fargo, David, and you are not William H. Macy, thank God.) Well, since I'm sitting in your room writing this it probably won't be much of a surprise when you get it. Love, Laurie

Stefan T. Rau - 10/16/97 18:15:19
My Email:txcrd12@war.wyeth.com
City: Lansdowne
State: PA
Country: USA

Comments:
You are funny-looking and your poetry has caused my bowels to rumble unpleasantly! I proclaim my total superiority over all that you hold dear! I want to step on your dog and hide your remote control in a place that you would never think of looking! Never before has such a vomitous and unctuous mass as your homepage oozed across my screen, leaving so horrid a trail of fetid slime behind it! So repulsive is this page that reading it has caused my arms to flail about wildly and my eyes to emit some kind of f ul-smelling oily residue! May you rot slowly in the deepest and most infernal depths of hell, roasted on a rotisserie by a thousand of the blackest demons of Satan while Hanson plays continuously on the loudest of stereo systems! Warmest regards, Stefan

Colin - 10/16/97 05:45:01
My URL:http://sunflower.sacredheart.edu/guestbook/photos
My Email:McNamaraC@sacredheart.edu
City: Fairfield
State: CT

Comments:
Am I your first guest? Woohoo! (Does this accept HTML tags?) Neat to see who you really are behind that handle. Sort of. Anyway, Colin
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