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Baron Von Kempel makes history as first to survive Miniaturized Giant Corn infectration. Read B.C.O. Trust Document regarding his survival.

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The Funky Man Seth Verdot announces that he has been infectrationalized by actual Big Corn. Updates of Funky Man's condition forthcoming.
11/23/99 - Mr. Verdot's condition has turned out to be a vicious hoax.
Possible lawsuit pending, details to come soon.

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How can you be sure that you or your loved ones will never be infectrationalized by the dreaded Big Corn, or possibly even worse, the insidious Miniaturized Giant Corn??
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Coming soon: Pictures and Bios of current Infectrationals and people done dead.

18 yr old female suffering from Peri-Rectal Big Corn Infectration (butt lava). EARTHQUAKE POWER?