Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman
I don't want to be immortal through my work. I want to be immortal through not dying
The Great Roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable
Don't knock masturbation-it's sex with someone I love
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday
I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be around when it happens
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachieve
Last Updated on 17 March, 1997