PUN
LOVER'S
PARADISE

Dedicated to

• My father, the late Gaetan Frank Valenza, who tried desperately to make puns in everyday conversation, but never could quite find the right words to give them a punchline. When I told him that I was just a "chip off the old block," he said that I had made his attempts into an "artform."
• Gregg Rothrock, also known as the "keeper of the pun." He was a friend from college who knew how to make a joke about anything. He once advised me to "never lose your sense of humor."

This section is for the pun lovers of the world. It contains knee-slappers, groaners, and partial puns (also known as "PU..") If you love to tell topical puns...or read them...this area is for you. You can even contribute some of your own in my "Dreambook" . So far, very few people have contributed. We need MORE!

Click here for my current contribution to the world of puns: MUSIC Puns.

To contribute your own awful puns, click here.

To read what others have solicited, click here.

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I would love to hear from you. Email me at KValenza@aol.com or WIUS@aol.com.