Joe Blow - 12/01/99 02:33:05
My Email:joe@hotmail.com
Present Location: North America
Comments:
YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP! GO GET IT!
Rubber Stamping RULZ!
R2D2 - 11/29/99 01:27:22
My Email:brrrwheeeezblaaaaahhh
Present Location: whoppoobbjjrrr ss s s
Occasion for present?: Whez?
Favorite Sea Chantee: OMMMMMMMMM!
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: whos a smslfmsa;famfsfm
What's your deal, man?: oil, oil, oil, oil
Super power: abas;lkgad;lslgtapogtapgfoa
Comments:
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CP3O:R2 what are you doing?
R2D2: wandfankfalrjajfljaflajfwhoooop
CP3O: get away from there we have better things to do besides fooling around with ancient computers like helping Luke who is in grave danger!
R2D2: afafalflmflam bllllllllllattttttt!!!!(translation: asshole
Elisa - 11/05/99 23:38:35
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/ebe101
My Email:dareka101@hotmail.com
Present Location: at my computer
Occasion for present?: surfing the net
Favorite Sea Chantee: no idea!
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: I;d tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...
What's your deal, man?: what's yours?
Super power: I can fly
Comments:
Hey there!! Thank you for checking out my page. You're page is awesome!!! I still haven't looked at all of it yet, so I'm going to look at more right now.....
Jim Dandy - 10/19/99 15:06:43
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/check12check12/
My Email:aintgotone@nuthin.none
Present Location: your monitor
Occasion for present?: against my will
Favorite Sea Chantee: Arrrrrrrrh! Yippy!
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: no, it's yo momma
What's your deal, man?: If yous got a problem with my deal yous can take ya head and shuv it up your ephing ess
Super power: mass amounts of phlegm
Comments:
Radio is bad, bad, bad. Kill your radio, save your TV. If radio makes you do silly things, don't cut your ear off. But kill your radio. Get it? I said kill your radio. KILLLLLLLL. Kill.
"The" Luke Pola - 10/08/99 05:39:01
My Email:sam_lowry56@hotmail.com
Present Location: Under the goddam tree, where else?
Occasion for present?: Christmas, like any other peace-loving Christian, you bunch of Jews and other Non-Christian "minorities"!
Favorite Sea Chantee: The one about Christ coming back and kicking ass for Christmas, dammit.
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: Hey, fuck off!
What's your deal, man?: Sorry, I'll clean it up.
Super power: Jealousy for the guy who has "suck cock" as his superpower.
Comments:
The previous comments were committed purely in jest and were in no way intended as an actual condemnation of the Jewish faith, nor was it intended to convey feelings of violence toward any minority group, be they carbon-based or otherwise.
Hah! Fooled you, suckers! Christians rule! Aaaoooogaahhhhh!
Salin - 09/29/99 04:19:44
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Surf/4153
My Email:midst@rocketmail.com
Present Location: PA
Occasion for present?: College Student
Favorite Sea Chantee: Dolla da boNga
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: Yip
What's your deal, man?: I dont know, man
Super power: I bark
Comments:
What the hell is this?
'lil e. - 09/21/99 15:47:32
My Email:jochnowi@ucsub.colorado.edu
Present Location: 5 square miles surrounded by reality.
Occasion for present?: just tryin' to keep on keepin' on.
Favorite Sea Chantee: "gimme another chance fellas - i don't deserve the plank."
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: Would you like me to be Gabe Kaplan?
What's your deal, man?: I deal in bazooka-joe comics.
Super power: i can stutter the word 'I' 30 times in one minute.
Comments:
So this is where the other robots are found.... existance was lonely up till now.
colin - 09/10/99 04:42:44
My URL:http://www.visi.com/~punkboy
My Email:punkboy@visi.com
Present Location: don't know, my mom always hid them from me.
Occasion for present?: normally birthdays and such.
Favorite Sea Chantee: olive.
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: probably not.
What's your deal, man?: last one.
Super power: sarcastic wit.
Comments:
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Maelstrom - 08/25/99 21:21:24
My Email:bmaley@centralparknyc.org
Present Location: uranus
Occasion for present?: party foul
Favorite Sea Chantee: cabin boy
What's your deal, man?: suck cock
Super power: suck cock
Comments:
Da Po-Boy - 08/18/99 00:38:52
My URL:http://www.juliens.com
My Email:juliens@juliens.com
Present Location: My house.
Occasion for present?: Rest
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: Nope, Mr. Cartter
Comments:
Thanks
Da Po-Boy
Thanks for visiting one of my websites.
Having you vist my Web Site was truly an honor for me... Many
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Comments:
Hi, Tom, it's me, Tom, I'm here at the Botanical Congress! How'm I doing? Great! Hope you are the same!
pageofsane - 07/30/99 21:28:38
My URL:http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/elfman/80
My Email:sgabb@yahoo.com
Present Location: Wales
Occasion for present?: Salvation
Favorite Sea Chantee: Popeye and Son
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: No sorry
What's your deal, man?: Corvette
Super power: Blue Hair
Comments:
I don't understand.... robots... more explanation needed
Ezekiel 23:20
Peace and Good will to all men...
Love Page of Sane
Amanda - 07/30/99 05:29:13
My URL:http://www.homestead.com/theonetheonly
My Email:mandyh1@hotmail.com
Present Location: Florida
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: no
What's your deal, man?: my deal is...idont know
Super power: i can spit deadly spit
Comments:
cool page
Still going by "Too Long" - 07/22/99 04:33:08
My URL:I'm nowhere near Siberia.
My Email:Yeah, sure...just keep thinking that 'netboy.
Present Location: Adrift off the Islets of Langerhans
Occasion for present?: Anniversaries of chicks giving me the brushoff and/or lead handshake. Presents would make those go down a whole lot smoother.
Favorite Sea Chantee: "Captain Ward". You asked.
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: I got fi' dallahs wuth a' cheese ovuh heeyuh!
What's your deal, man?: You want a Cadillac? I can get you a Cadillac by Tuesday...pink slip and everything
Super power: Negative Perspective Aura: I can take the sweet deal of a lifetime and make it look like the crime of the century.
Comments:
Weirdest goddam site I ever seen. Lintball sum'bitch. Motions. Sea changes. Kinda purply. DIABLO DE LOS MUNDO TARKOVSKYYYYYY!!!! A great many very user-friendly, if rather perplexion-inducing, interfaces whereby we in Mexico may contact our friends
n the cooler climes! Two thumbs up! It's all I've got, man.
Johnny Kazuper - 06/30/99 17:32:45
My Email:JTK@operamail.com
Present Location: Copenhagen
Occasion for present?: Huh?
Favorite Sea Chantee: Dar is Olben rotenhagen!
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: No, you are mistaken?
What's your deal, man?: Yes? The poker is fun.
Super power: I am very good at the making of salted fish.
Comments:
This is a funny page! Why is it? I find you on search engine looking for robotics information!
Gigantor - 06/30/99 17:27:18
My Email:nagrath@aol.com
Present Location: Tokyo
Occasion for present?: Canada Day
Favorite Sea Chantee: What do you do with a drunken Robot
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: Very entertaining Mista Kottah
What's your deal, man?: Saving humanity from itself
Super power: Flight, extreme strength
Comments:
Where have all the Robots gone?
Pediasaurus - 06/29/99 21:26:09
Present Location: Under the tree!
Occasion for present?: Past is finished, future forthcoming
Favorite Sea Chantee: Haul away, joe.
Gabe Kaplan, is that you?: *giggle*
What's your deal, man?: Yo, step-off, a'ight?
Super power: Always See ads first time they air.
Comments:
You are so beautiful to me.
