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24th November 1998,(Tuesday) Run # 1643 -- Tuesday, Location: 5.5 km PAST the Bakam Turn-Off Hares : Luminous Palm, Pork Choke & Babi Batang

Miri HHH Christmas Party '98 Date : 5th December 1998 Venue : Kelab Shell Lutong (KSL) Cost : $30.00 (MHHH member 50% discount) Get your ticket from Hormone Harvie now!!

Not knowing where exactly the run is I hitch hike a ride to the run site offered by Rub A Dub & Juice Extractor. Melonhead was no where to be seen. I was told by Juice Extractor, Melonhead went to Jupiter 8 on a day trip sighting the Leonid Meteor and collecting debris specimen leftover from last week orbital re-entry.

    The MH3 lived up to its deserved (dubious) reputation. Rain or La Nina the hash still well attended. The hares Luminous Palm, Jee Teck Siong & Chin Ek Hian tend to be more professional in their approach. Armed with torchlight strap to their shoulder expecting the worst to come.

    Luminous Palm modus operandi is strategically flawed with numerous false trails downhill to keep the pack together. After a false start Hormone, The Monk, Bekenu Boy, AwangKER managed to catch up the pack at the first false trails. UP & UP the hill another false trails. A check down the steep terrain really sucks, check back uphill. Held up by the slow runner infront and unable to breakaway from this moron I got separated from the FRB bunched ahead heading another slippery slope downhill to the stream. Along the stream, running, walking, swimming and sliding on the rock come to an end near the base of a fairly steep slope. My natural instinct tells me up the slope which everybody did.

   Further vicissitudes of nature were still to come. Margarita checking the time and becoming worried. With power of observation greatly reduced by salty sweating streaming into our narrow slits of sights and the powerful hallucination of the beer wagon made us keep going. After surviving an insidiously hidden ditch death trap the pack spilled out to the Bintulu road. The first pack arrived at 1900 hrs followed by last bunched half an hour later with a handful of torchlights sponsored by MAGLITE.

   On On at Pujut 7 Sea Food. Melonhead who get back to reality from his day trip to Jupiter 8 decided to be the RA in the absence of JTS. The two co-hares Jee Teck Siong & Chin Ek Hian were honoured with a hash handle Teck Siong “Babi Batang” & Ek Hian “Pork Choke”. The On On On at Detroit (not in US) and Benny’s.

ON ON                                                                                                           AwangKER

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Joke !!! Joke !!! How do you tell if a man has a high sperm count?
If his girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow.....

Santa came down the chimney one night and saw a pretty lady in a teddy.
She said, 'Please stay Santa.'
Santa said,'Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go,' then turned around and started filling the stockings.
When he turned around again, she had removed her top. She said,'Please stay Santa.'
Santa said, 'HO HO HO gotta go gotta go.'
Then he turned around and started putting presents under the tree. Then he turned around again.
The woman had removed her panties. She said, 'Please stay Santa.'
Santa said, 'HO HO HO, gotta stay gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!'

Bill ends up dying one day and goes to Hell to meet Satan.
Satan, out of the goodness of his heart, says to Bill "Since you've made sinning a popular issue in your lifetime, I'll give you a choice of how you want to spend your eternity in Hell."
Satan takes Bill to the first door in a long hallway. Bill opens the door to see Marilyn Monroe spanking JFK's bare bottom with a piece of 2 x 4.
Bill says "No, I'm not into that sort of thing, so I'll pass on this one."
Satan takes Bill to another door. Bill opens this door to see Rock Hudson taking the high hard one from Elvis.
Bill says "No way, I'm definitely NOT into that sort of thing!"
Satan takes Bill to yet another door. Bill opens this door to see Monica Lewinsky giving head to Ronald Reagan.
Bill says "Okay, now THIS is how I want to spend MY eternity in Hell!"
Satan says "Okay Monica, it's time for you to leave now."

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
"Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey motioned "Screwing."
"They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
"Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked."
"Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Malaysia.
One of his aides said, "I heard that the leaders consult bomohs to ensure prosperity for the country".
Dr M thought if that is the case Malaysia Boleh also, and went to seek the top bomoh's advise in the country.
After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there is 2 things that he must do:
Bomoh: Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M : But Why?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.
Bomoh: Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M : What, why him?
Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for A Nation Without Any Ringgit.
Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.
Bomoh: Aiyoh, you sure bodoh lah! Look at your name.
Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly! (MAHATHIR)

Attention all new hashers!!
Now you have done over 50 runs, don’t you think it is about time that you contribute something to a hash event. Christmas party is just round the corner and we require your talent to do some hash acts. SO COME FORWARD AND VOLUNTEER or be a COWARD in all your hashing life.

If you are interested, look for Curly Dick/ Short Change/Nosher /or Big Spender