The Peril
MH3 Weakly Newsletter of Hash Indignties
(FOR MEMBERS ONLY !!!)
29th December 1998, (Tuesday)
Run # 1649
Date: 22nd December 1998
Location: 50m before Bakam T/off
Hares: Luminous Palm Job, Babi Batang & Tiong Chung Moi
 
ATTENTION ALL HASHERS
 
Miri HHH has decided that all hashers’ faces should be recognised.  As such, we requested you to submit to the on-sec, a passport size photograph together with your full name and telephone contact by
12th January 1999.
Thank you!
 
 Thank you, the following hashers who had set hashes for Miri HHH in 1998.
This record is from January 1 to December 29, 1998.
 
Hares
Set No.
Hares
 Set No.
Luminous Palm Job
Big Hole Cory
Jungle Cock Chiam
Carlsberg Yapp
Nosher Tan
Hormone Harvie
Melonhead Lobao
Jock the Strap Grant
Jackson Chan
Pubyc
Long Dong Hong
Masochist Davidson
Premature Ng
Night & Day Bala
Big Spender Jee
Curly Dick Lau
Short Change Ricky
Jetsam Chan
Muff Dive Yeo 
Volker the Happy Hun
3278
Riff Raff Clayburn
Babi Batang
Voo Doo Chin
Bald Eagle Hardin
007
The Monk Casson
Rub-a-dub van Dijk
Velcro Lips Vahrenkamp
Flotsam Chan
Lt. Col Balaclava Palaba
Yew Wen Jaan
Botak
Pork Choke
Edison Robert
Teaser Kong
Tiong Chung Moi
Bekenu Boy Woon
Juice Extractor Baya
Lovebyte Lovie		 15
10
8
8
6
6
5
5
5
4
4
4
4
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
1
1
1		 Smegma Breath Tucker
Give Her One Grant
Grandson Singh
30-ringgit Carroll
Silent Man Chang
Ragnhild van Beek
Willy Wanker Bronke
Winnie the Pooh Sim
Kiing Prawn
Doggystyle Davies
Ming Dynasty Lo
Sgt Thien
Tonka Lee
Danny Tiong
Protextor Tang
Smashed Wong
Susie William
Tang Chung San
Adline Chin
Afraid Voon
Ante Frans
Attila Wuertz
Babi Kiew
Chan Hian Kheng
Eric Merrill
Flesh Gordon Trotter
Frank van Beek
Hanna Ricky
James Hu
Janneke Guerts
Jimmy Ding
Jonathan Stearn
Joseph Ling
Lee Yunn Jing
Marion Botman
Michelle Trotter
Vincent Ngieng
Phillipe Herr
Cum Again Tiong
Vinson Lee		 1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
 
Hash Trash
 
Malaysian Telephone Service Providers and what they really mean :
 
010 - ART 900    - Always Repair Telephone
011 - ATUR        - Absolutely Terrible and Useless Radiophone
012 - Maxis         - Moronic And Xtremely Inferior System
013 - TM Touch  - Too Many TMTouch Owners Usually Change Handphones
016 - DiGi 1800  - Don't Invest In Garbage Instruments
017 - ADAM      - Always Dropping And Malfunctioning
018 - Mobifon     - Most Often Bought In Fake Obnoxious Nightmarkets
019 - CELCOM  - Cannot Enjoy Line Clarity on Outgoing Messages
 

 
The Pope is working on a crossword puzzle one Sunday afternoon. He stops for a moment or two, scratches his forehead, then asks the Cardinal,   "Can you think of a four-letter word for 'woman' that ends in 'u-n-t?'"
"Aunt," replies the Cardinal.
"Say, thanks," says the Pope. "You got an eraser?"
 

 
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.
 
Later that night, their mother couldn't sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, "That's normal, especially on her wedding night."
 
She snick by her second oldest daughter's room and heard her laughing.  "That's normal too," she said, smiling to herself.
 
Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter's room where she didn't hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it.
 
The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night's noises. "Well Mom," she replied, "you always said if it hurt, I should scream."
 
"You're absolutely right sweetheart," the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter. "Now why were you laughing?" she asked.
 
You always said if it tickled, I could laugh," she answered.  "True enough, honey." The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days. "Now it's your turn, baby," she said turning to her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
 
"Mom, don't you remember? You always told me to never talk with my mouth full."
 
 
HASH INVITATION & CELEBRATIONS
1. 29-31 May 1999  7th Borneo Nash Hash, Tawau – Reg. Before 31 Dec. 1998 – RM150.00
2. 29-31 October 1999 Pan Aisa Hash 1999, Perth – Reg. Before 31 May 1999 – USD130.00/ A$180.00
3. 25-27 February 2000 Interhash Tasmania 2000 – Reg. Before 31 Dec. 1998 – A$225.00
  
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