The Peril
MH3 Weakly Newsletter of Hash Indignties
(FOR MEMBERS ONLY !!!)
8th December 1998,(Tuesday)
Run No 1647
Location : 8.5km past Bakam Turn-off
Hares : Jimmy Ding, Joseph Ling, Masterbaker & Teaser
Sorry, no words from the nominated hasher.
 
HASH ANNOUNCEMENT
There had been several incidents elsewhere that the public/individuals had sued the hash for mishaps that occurred during the hash runs resulting in serious injuries or even death.  WE DO NOT WANT THIS TO HAPPEN IN OUR HASH!!
As such, the Miri Hash House Harriers and its committees have decided that we do not welcome any minor who is 15 years or below to join the Miri HHH.  Even with the consent of his/her parent, we still discourage it as we feel the Miri HHH is FOR ADULTS ONLY.  You can choose to ignore this message, 
  BUT YOU ARE RUNNING AT YOUR OWN RISK
 
Joke !!!
Some time ago, a group of Chinese scientist dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, they announced that 25,000 years ago, China had a nationwide telephone.
 
The Indian government was not impressed. They ordered their scientist to dig even deeper. At 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass and they soon announced that 35,000 years ago, India had a nationwide fibre optic network.
 
The news reached the ears of Malaysia and they were outraged. They decided to dig deeper and at 200 meters underground, they found absolutely nothing. So they concluded that at 55,000 years ago, Malaysia were already using cellular telephones.
    

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked...and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman" he says, "but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo...I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"