And it came to pass, God was done with His creations, but He had two things leftover in His bag of creations.
§o He decided to split them between Adam and his Eve. God told the couple, "One of these is the ability to P while standing". And God said, "Its a convenant thing, Comes in handy while gardening and doing other busy things".
Then Adam sprang forward and said, " Give this to ME!"
And so God bestowed this wonderful thing apon Adam and saw Adam writting the names of the animals in the sand as they passed by and saw it was good.
Then God turns His Gaze apon Eve and smiles while reaching into His bag. Eve hardly noticed as she watch her Adam happily P'ing in the garden, musing to herself "what a wonderful gift, her Adam seemed so pleased. And God said, Eve, and Eve taken aback from her museing looks apon the God of all creation and wonders, "What could He have in mind with me?". And God hands her the second leftover of creation. Mutiple Orgasems;
Eve grabs the gift and her Adam and all was quiet in the garden til, sudenly without warning; singing could be heard from under the Apple tree. Though the words were never clear God saw it was good and His work was done.
~Friends~
If I live to be one hundred, I want to live to be one hundred minus one day. §o I wont have to live a day with out you.
Winnie the Pooh
True friendship is like good heath, The true value is seldom known until it is lost.
Charles Caleb Colton
A true friend is one who walks in, When the rest wslk out.
Dont walk in front of me, I might not follow you. Do not walk behind me, I might not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus
If you should die befor me ask God if you can bring a friend.
Stone Temole Pilots
Ill lean on you and you lean on me and we'll both be ok.
Dave Mathews Band
Friendship is like a gathering of atleast two souls, Like vessels in the night sailing on a sea of faith together searching for a common star to steer by.
C. Allen Goldsmith
Divert Coarse
This is the transcript of a U.S. Naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of New Foundland.
Canadians: Please divert you'er coarse 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert you'er coarse 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert you're coarse 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert you're coarse.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert you're coarse.
Amercians: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and nomerouse support vessels. I demand that you change you're coarse 15 degrees north. I say again, thats one five degrees north or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safty of this ship.
