this section is a work in progress! If you have any limericks that are tasteful
please send the to me at:tomcruiserocks@mailcity.com
To write a limerick, the first second and fifth line must rhyme and the third and four lines must rhyme.
The following is an example.
There once was a man named Ted
who likes to stay in bed
he did fall asleep,
with little Bo Peep
then they both woke up in the shed.
There once was a girl named Tara
who likes to wear blue mascara
she would cry and would cry
when it got in her eyes
then she would only wear her tiara
There was a woman named Carol
who liked her fish in a barrle
she wanted a trout,
but it wouldn't come out
so she went to see her friend Darryl.
There was a woman named Pat
who always purred like a cat
she would drink her skim milk
when she wore her blue silk
now she sleeps on a mat
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