Tiger Woods is a
Phenomenon
Not many can explain
A "cablanasian-American"
With a mean golf game
His white side holds the putter as he stands at the tee
His Asian side works the sweatshops of his sponsor-Nike
And his black side-at the masters will eat fried chicken and greens
Perhaps chitlins at the niggerest golf dinner y'all ever seen
At least, that's what Fuzzy Zeller said.