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This page is strictly by and for cats. If you are a human or a (yuck!) DOG, please do not read any further!

Welcome fellow cats! My name is Seki, and I am a gorgeous Siamese. I own the human, Karen, that set up this site, and I demanded a page of my own to deal with issues of importance to the most important creatures in the galaxy - US!

I haven't been able to update my page in a while, as a certain human has been using my computer. Today, though, I kicked her off so I could do important stuff!

Now I don't know about you other cats, but I often have to put up with my human reading a book when there is a perfectly good cat here for her to pet. Well, I have discovered that humans aren't the only ones who can write. Here for your enjoyment is some original cat poetry. I suggest you read it while your human is trying to get your attention!

The End of the Raven
  -by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat
 
 On a night quite unenchanting, 
 When the rain was downward slanting, 
 I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for.  
 Tipsy and a bit unshaven, 
 In a tone I found quite craven, 
 Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door.
 "Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor,
 "There is nothing I like more"
 
 Soft upon the rug I treaded, 
 calm and careful as I headed 
 Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore.  
 While the bard and birdie chattered, 
 I made sure that nothing clattered, 
 Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor;
 For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and wierd decor -
 Bric-a-brac and junk galore.
 
 Still the Raven never fluttered, 
 Standing stock-still as he uttered,
 In a voice that shrieked and sputtered his two cents' worth -
 "Nevermore."
 While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, 
 Oh, so silently I crept up, 
 Then I crouched and quickly lept up, pouncing on the feathered bore.
 Soon he was a heap of plumage, and a little blood and gore -
 Only this and not much more.
 
 "Oooo!" my pickled poet cried out, 
 "Pussycat, it's time I dried out!
 Never sat I in my hideout talking to a bird before;
 How I've wallowed in self-pity, 
 While my gallant, valiant kitty 
 Put and end to that damned ditty" - then I heard him start to snore.
 Back atop the door I clambered, eyed that statue I abhor,
 Jumped - and smashed it on the floor.

[Image: Catlovers Award. Link to Kay's Cat Page]

[Image: Blinking Cat. Link to Society of Meditative Cats]

Here are some cat-related sites that you might enjoy. You can even let your human look at these ones!

Cat Fanciers Homepage
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Mr. Puddy

The Scratching Post
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Cat Page

Felix Postcard Service
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Cyber-Cat

If you have missed any of my previous words of wisdom, check out my archive file:

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Everyone knows that kittens are cute, which is why I never wanted one. A cute, cuddly kitten would take too much attention away from ME! Besides, they have sharp teeth and claws, and disturb my sleep. But I have now discovered the perfect solution - I have adopted a cyber-kitten. She is cute, but the humans don't want to pet her rather than me, and she doesn't disturb my naps. And if she does get to be a pest, I can turn her off! If you would like your own cyber-kitten, just click on Alisha and she will take you to the adoption centre.

A note from Seki's human: Sadly, I must report that Seki passed away, at 18 years of age, in April, 2007. I will leave his hard work here, for other cats to enjoy.

This Cat Ring site is owned by Karen Millard.

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