Sorry if we caught you off guard...well, maybe we're not...in fact, we're definitely not sorry. Welcome.
Now, pat yourself on the back and give yourself a title. That's pretty important, since we have no other way of addressing you, unless you tell us your name.
To be sure that we know you're now a member, send us your name, e-mail address, and your self-selected title...if you're lucky, and we get around to it, we'll send you a membership card. It might look kind of like this:
Yours will probably be smaller...