Beijing Olympic 2000 Bid Reflection
Jane: maybe we should've got a kid to talk like that Tanya girl (what a talkative devil, she was in the lowest grade of my school when I was in Year 12..and now she just natters really loudly on long train rides). What happened to our kid?
Mick: We shot her
Santo: I can't belive they didn't like our Mascot- Thomas the Tank! And what about our logo? Doesn't anyone think a tank is loveable?
Santo (as the Colonel) Michael Jackson's gonna play Lurch in the Black Addams Family and Pugsly's gonna be played by the short guy from Diff'rent Strokes- if his kidney holds out
THAT'S ACADEMIC
What is the capital of the Federal Republic of Germany?
ROB: G
Bonn was the answer. Which great bay does the Ganghis flow?
TOM: The bay that's in Baywatch
Bengal was the answer. Which two languages are used in Israel?
ROB: Yiddish...
SANTO: And the one that goes ykhurghkghrr
No. Hebrew and Arabic...Name the capital of Sweden
SANTO: Volvo
What starts with ex and means agonisingly painful?
SANTO: EXtra painful
TELECOM VS OPTUS:
Santo: Yes, I'm after a Hugh Jass. Hugh Jass get it? Huge ass!..yes, I'd like to order
25 large capricossas, garlic bread and 2 dozen cans of coke. Name? Elvis Presely!..Mr Wong? I'm sorry, I must have the wong number!
Mick: You look like the guy from the Village People (Tony in leather jacket doing Arnie impersonation). I'm impressed, we're going out clubbing my friend.
Tony: I AM the guy from the Village People Mick! (Mick does a double take, then Rob does one then Tony does a really long triple triple take). It's double take pandemonium!
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Rob as John Fahey: It's a..it's a..it's a pleasure to be here.
Tom: You're obviously pleased about the Olympics.
Rob: It's a..it's a..I'm very excited.
Tom: People have accused you of trying to hijack the games. Taking the glory for yourself.
Rob: No.
Tom: Who will be the minister in charge?
Rob: I will
Tom: Who will actually be organising the games?
Rob: I will
Tom: Who'll be sat, carrying the Olympic torch? (Rob does "carrying" action). What about the 100m (sprint)? (Rob does starting position)
Rob: I'll give the "bang" and then I'll run around and join up.
Tom: Thanks for coming.
Rob: I'm gonna have a new campaign "hello this is John Fahey from Telecom Mobile Net".