Funky Technology

Bionic Arms, Corroding
Militiaristic Medic Garb

"We'll know more when we get to Prague...IF we get to Prague!"
"Gerhard, I realize you must be afraid, but you must
stop repeating everything I say. I'm not going to kill you."

"Take it off." "Take it off sir?"

//BUT, there is NO MORE TIME for subtle words of THANKS.
Aw, hell...why not?

Humpty Dumpty has Hemophilia

Plot:

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall . Some kids are playing Frisbee and they throw a wild one.

Humpty- Aaaah! Now look what you guys did.! OW! ....I'm a hemophiliac, you know!

Kids- We hate hemophiliacs!

(Santa Flies in)

The Gates of Deformity Shall Open to those who Sing.
Hmm.. And I thought free samples were supposed to be free of charge.

"Wouldn't you know it, just when Blue Devil is over, I start enjoying it."

Santa- Tis the season to love your neighbor, even if he is a Hemophiliac. Hemos are just like us except their genotypes are slightly different. Our genotypes are XHY while his is XhY. This means that he has a problem where he can't stop yolking...

Humpty- Help me!

Santa- Wait your turn, kid!

"On the ground those who live in the shadow
of this belching behemoth run to appointed shelters. But in the sky..."
"I've never seen anything so heroic in my life!"
"Ever walk down forty-second street between eighth and ninth? That's heroic."
"...But these two can freeze a lake or ignite a glacier!" "Hot enough for you?"
"Chill the cockles off a polar bear. Got the duds?"

TRY OUT OUR NEW ANTI-ABRASIVE SUPER DETERGENT

Yow- Now I can Really feel the difference..MY HANDS! Whoh! Two of 'em!

"Just for starters, he is charged with two-faced duplicity,
double dealing, two counts of betrayal, and double cross! Once convicted, his punishment will be severe--and personally enforced by me! ---And that punishment will be preceded by nothing less than the removal of his mask--the stripping away of the second face behind which he hides!"
"Smack that gavel and bring this court into session!"
"Gavel, uh, ...smacked."

"Hi, I'm Bubby. I'm on the tv commercial. It's in color."

Humpty- Billy, don't die! NOOOOO!

Santa- Ok... This was supposed to be for little Timmy, but here you go. Will it work?

Humpty- Thank Goodness!

Billy- Actually, dog, we're still hemophiliacs. This is only a treatment, not a complete cure. But it will prevent crippling deformities and prolong life expectancy. But you were right about one thing, we'll be "Ok"!

Humpty- Let's play frisbee!

"It's the marines, Girl! We're saved!"
"You're all in great danger. This rogue is unstoppable. He-- There he is! Behind you!"
"Where?!" I don't see a thing! All this haze..."
"I said....
HE's BEHIND YoU! (F-R-R-A-S-SHH)"

NOOOOOoooOOOooOOO!!!! We have not been physically visited by et's, but they are out there, and they have visited us in reincarnative memory related trances, signals, soulthumps, etc, from the deaths of aliens who have existed on our "sister earth". (incorporating laws of inderdimensional connectivity in space-fabric, etc) In fact, we have real evidence that
YEAH,
they do exist, scientists finding that there are earthlike planets more adaptable to life than our own.... and that it would be a weird freakish thingy of nature if there WASNT any life. And you can't say thousands of "ufo abductees" are frauds!!! I don't agree with what you're saying at all!!!
The End
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