Musings on the Alien Horror!

Welcome to Photographer X's Guestbook!

E.T. - 12/28/00 16:54:09

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Hey you got a perfect Shot of my ship while that guy wasn't even looking at it you should take listens. oh and are you allowed to show this stuff to children

Al - 12/28/00 16:47:41
My Email:Tommydude1003@hotmail.com

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Ok listen Up Mr.X that picture you took is like fake because you drew that UFO. I can Tell.

michel casley - 12/24/00 22:32:23

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your web site is cool but i think you should know better than going around and telling people to get out of town and that the eiffel tower is an alien base! I am from france and i have certain relations with the man who constructed that tower i if you are crazy enough to say that fire detectors are alien mind readers then so be it! But what proof do we have that you're not some kind of alien. I mean, how else would you know about the gouverment being a bunche of aliens and that londry-mats are invated by a iens? simply expain it in a calm and mature way and i might just believe it!

Emi - 12/13/00 21:17:33
My Email:limpbizkit@glossop.co.uk

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This site totally rocks!!! a message 4 all u divs out there DUH!! THE GUY WHO DESIGNED THIS SITE HAS EVEN SED THAT IT IZ FACKE READ THE DISCLAMER THE DUDE WHO DID THIS IS WICKED!!!! i reckon u wud make a buzzin Authuor (wicked and buzzin r english wors 4 reat) AND IT INT DRIVVEL HE WROTE ITS EXELENT!!!!!

DUH - 12/11/00 16:36:36

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READ DISCLIAMER YOU IDIOTS!!!!

ashley - 12/06/00 19:55:59
My Email:adiley963@hotmail.com

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hi

dlanor - 12/02/00 20:44:19
My Email:david.brigden@tinyworld.co.uk

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Who are these fools??????!!!!!!! There is only ONE alien on this planet, ME!!! Sorry, I forgot Robin Cook.

NIALL - 11/24/00 15:35:00

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MY NAME IS NIALL AND I AM THE CHOSEN ONE. I AM CARRYING OUT RECONNAISSANCE WORK FOR THE MARTIANS. OUR MISSION IS TO CONQUER THE PLANET AND MAKE YOU EARTH BEINGS OUR SLAVES.

ME - 11/14/00 18:57:02

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What the fuck!??

ANDREW - 11/03/00 08:13:09

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YOU MUST THINK WE ARE STUPID.FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE

willow - 10/13/00 09:34:09
My Email:willwo_252@hotmail.com

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howdy peeps. i walk among you and i think you all know the truth. maybe, just maybe you should all boww beneath ny power. tremble before my awesome wealth. HAHAHAHAHA

Ian - 10/08/00 23:23:01
My Email:netfreak7@hotmail.com

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HA HA HA ! This site is funny.... really made me laugh. The photo's are fake. The stories and theories unbelievable.

SCOV - 10/03/00 18:09:04
My Email:U.F.@O.co.uk/

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I was abucted when I was 10 years old I saw all these lights around me and I started to Fly into a big saucer where aliens with little beedee eye's started to touch me up and did kind of an autopsy on now I suffer from 3rd degree burns and still are afrai to go out on my own and I am scared to watch the movie E.T.

OZZY - 10/03/00 18:03:23
My Email:Cutecathy@palace.freeserve.co.uk/

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I Am An Alien. I Come From The Planet Melmac And I Am 3Ft Tall And All Fury. My Hair Colour Is Burntsiena. But I'm Living On Earth Because My Planet Exploded And I Crashed Into Somebody's Garage. My Name Is Alf. Quote: "No Problem"

Albert C Shokey - 09/09/00 17:08:08
My URL:http://UReach.Com
My Email:ACShokey@UReach.Com

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When all humans learn to live as one race. Human. Only then will the aliens come to Earth.

Laura Heggie - 09/05/00 12:15:26
My Email:twiggyl@hotmail.com

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Aliens Rule the world!!!

DXL - 08/29/00 01:00:17

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Loved this- all done very well-perfect

The Alien Overlord - 08/15/00 06:14:05
My Email:garzabcksxe@alienfunsight!.net

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This sight angers the aliens. You make us look bad, and tell people some of our secrets. (Though it's wax paper, and not tin foil that protects you from alien mind waves... OOOPSS! I shouldn't of said that.) Anyway expect a visit from a "PostMan" Someti e soon. Like TOMMOROW! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Truth - 08/15/00 06:10:31
My Email:thetruth@thetruth.truthRULZ!

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Hey, Great funny sight!!!! It was worth the visit!

TFMD - 08/11/00 04:54:44

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This is a wonderful public service.. think how many people can avoid anal probes and the harsh alien food they will make us eat...

alienpagan - 08/05/00 23:13:28
My Email:alienpagan@uswest.net

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its cool.

Believers - 07/17/00 05:32:49
My URL:http://www.expage.com/page/bighair
My Email:tappin4ever@hotmail.com

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hi. I love your page, and I also believe that aliens are among us. I have had an experience of my own. One night while I was sleeping, I felt this irresistable urge to... stab someone. I opened my eyes and relized an alien was nibbling on my ear, implanti g a KILLSWITCH. I am now in the New Mexico state penitentary.I hope my story will reach all,and pray that the nibbling stops for everynight I feel it, nibbling, and nibbling, and nibbling...

Miles Snively - 06/30/00 18:58:25
My URL:http://www.myfreeoffice.com/mrmiles//index.html
My Email:dungmuffin@aol.com

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Great site - I'm definately going to add it to my links page! Stop the alien invasion! Join me in my boycott of Alien Anal Probes!

A Hogue - 06/27/00 20:45:53
My Email:hogue@isni.net

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I never thought that I would ever say this to anyone,; After reading your page I can only conclude that who ever wrote this dribble is NUTS and needs to be on heavy doses of Prozac. That whaco article on the smoke detectors is what set me off....you dont know what you are talking about. I have built many of these Americium-241 ion detectors, so I know what is in them..I also dismanteled many of them to take out the isotope for other uses.. I think you should read up on a subject before writing about it. Thanks for the laugh

A Hogue - 06/27/00 20:43:31
My Email:hogue@isni.net

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I have the CSM's beloved digital tape and it can be yours for only $20.95 !!!

Kate - 06/21/00 02:25:08
My Email:katesville@hotmail.com

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ok, the photo on the homepage is so unreal. First of all, the people are pointing in a totally different place than where the "spaceship" is. And second, you can so tell that the hip is airbrushed or drawn it. I don't think that a planet with high enoug technology to send a spacecraft to another galexy would build it with crooked lines and fuzzy un-even lights!! Could you be more obvious??

Mr Smith - 06/18/00 23:50:19
My Email:leadlined@home.co.uk

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nice site. But further more you have missed out another alien device. Personal stereos. But there not Personal sterios, they're alien broadcasting devises that transmit detailed information about.....ME! I'VE SEEN THEM LOOKING. LOL.

Psycho Matt - 06/18/00 23:45:44
My Email:paranoid@theyreafterme.com

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The aliens have invaded Britain! Think about it - the Channel Tunnel....dug out of rock (quarried) from OUR SIDE! Obviously the aliens have penetrated the upper levels of what passes for our government and are controlling the country! Kill the Prime Minis er! Burn the Houses of Parliament! Nuke London! Brick up the tunnel! Lay waste to France! ahaha ahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

cigarett smoking man - 06/18/00 23:36:27
My Email:us.government@alienHQ.com

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We're on to your plans to warn the few earthling that remain on this planet. We know who you are, we know where you live. We know where you buy your Cheesy poofs. We will stop you, and mankind. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!

Jim - 06/18/00 23:27:03

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Very cool. Definatly brought a smile to my face. Keep it up.

Karen Cron - 06/18/00 19:47:17
My Email:k_cron@hotmail.com

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I have not looked over the sight but I am going to do so right now and see how good it is. I just have one comment, please include more pictures of aliens and ufo's. Thanks alot, Karen Cron

Sizzling Saucer Lady - 06/13/00 00:10:21
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/System/5384/index.html
My Email:sizzsaucerlady@geocities.com

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Wow I didn't know some many people were so paranoid about aliens. The one's that I've met are furry and cute and not about to hurt a single soul...and their saucers aren't more environmentally safe compared to any other form of transporation (besides you feet).

Casey - 06/10/00 16:39:48
My URL:http://www.msu.edu/~cresscas
My Email:cresscas@msu.edu

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This site is great. How much more evidence will it take to get people to believe??

Twisted - 06/09/00 18:49:05
My Email:turning_twist@opendiary.com

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Wonderful. Wonderful.

ALIEN RULER Z - 06/08/00 15:39:34

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WE SHALL TAKE OVER

Bushwhacking Aliens - 06/06/00 23:58:03
My Email:email

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We Bring you loooovvvveee!!!! We bring you peaaaaace!!!!

mandeep Chima - 06/06/00 18:10:21

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mai - 06/05/00 14:17:43
My Email:hornyjust4u@another.com

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hi lv ya chuck lv mai

kim - 05/28/00 08:53:26

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i se aliens espesly when i have a few drinks

Dan - 05/26/00 22:28:40

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If your gonna fake a photo, atleast make a good job of it. Your a phoney, and nobody is taking you seriously

dusty - 05/21/00 11:00:39
My Email:dustyfog99@mailcity.com

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the photograph is a fake one and done up .nothing but an amateur trick. 1.the camera man is facing the so called alien craft and ha s taken a direct shot at 12 O"clock so to say 2. the man reclinig at a n approx. angle of 45 degrees is pointing to the right of the so called ship. 3.if the man was pointing to the ship he would be facing the fake craft and his back would be to the camera. 4.photgrapher x is a fake. your comments. dusty

alien2000 - 05/15/00 13:52:10
My URL:http://www.aliens-ufos.co.uk
My Email:alien@imnotsayin.whatever.how.com

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VEIW THE REAL WORLLDD, THE WWORLD WILL ENNNNNNNDDDD !!!!!!!!! EEAAAAAAAAAAAARTH WWILLLL BEEEEEEE DDDDDDDEEEEESSSSSTRRRRROYYED!!!!!!

Dave murray age15 - 05/14/00 18:57:12
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/d_gen69_dx/
My Email:d_gen69@hotmail.com

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they are all around me..you don't understand they come into my room and they steal my UNDERPANTS!the moon donkeys control all they control u they control me no no they no out true identities!they are coming!no VIETNAM CHARLIE CHHHAAAARLIE!!!!!!

E.T. - 05/11/00 03:32:52

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Oh, ye of little faith...

Paul Mentres - 05/09/00 17:54:10
My Email:girlyguy@mail.com

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I want more pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Brad Nagy - 05/05/00 13:23:34
My Email:nagdog@yahoo.com

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I'm Nagy and I'm gonna kick some alien but. I'm am invinsible. THE NAGY IS INVINCEABLE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

EVILALIENBEINGS' PREZ - 04/29/00 20:44:15
My Email:mydib@gateway.net

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GREETINGS AGAIN PX, AS YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED WE ARE CURRENTLY IN CONTROL OF THE "STATUE OF LIBERTY" LOCATED IN NEWYORK CITY, YOU SEE, THE "MONUMENT" WAS A GIFT FROM "FRANCE" AND YOU SHALL NOT PREVAIL IN YOUR WAR AGAINST US. Besides I figuire that info w uld make for a great storyline. If You Decide to use it, I do want credit.

EVIL ALIEN BEING - 04/29/00 17:26:56
My Email:Mydib@gateway.net

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AH, MISTER X, I SEE YOU HAVE DISCOVERED OUR BASE THE "EIFFEL TOWER", SO WE'D MAKE SURE WE WOULDNT LET YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE MADE ANOTHER BASE LOCATED AT WHAT YOU CALL THE STATUE OF LIBERTY! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP US, MUWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joe sixpack - 04/28/00 18:55:44

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i believe in ufo's,but the photo is a very poor quality fake.the stories are so lame...i have never heard one of these stories anywhere else,i know quite a bit on the subject and have read all kinds of stuff going back to the 1950's and 1960's...sorry thi site is a hoax

- 04/28/00 14:47:07

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amanda - 04/28/00 02:01:17
My Email:hofm0029@tc.umn.edu

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this site is hilarious....especially the eiffel tower..i always felt suspicious about that...as far as your disclaimer, i know it's sad but some people wouldn't be bright enought to figure it out...as i've learned over and over again in day-to-day life.
mary - 04/24/00 22:08:11
My Email:mary@yahoo.com

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did you really see an alien walkig on earth or is it just some kind of U.S aircraft.i'm not saying anything bad but who knows it's probanly just your eyes playing with you.

Pixie - 04/21/00 18:16:03
My Email:Pebbles_surf87@yahoo.com

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Do you believe in the pants stealing aliens???? The truthis out there somewhere!!!!!!!!

Heather - 04/20/00 13:24:56
My Email:Hmdhouse@yahoo.com

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hello your picture needs color and that "flying sauser" looks like its panted on.

Kevin Rafuse - 04/16/00 21:26:57
My URL:http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/holly.swinamer
My Email:unseenfaces@hotmail.com

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Lots of cool photos,Great site!

THE ONLY SANE ONE LEFT - 04/16/00 19:46:23
My URL:http://likeIwantthesepeoplebuggingmetoo
My Email:HA HA NO

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Okay, seriously, am I the only person who seems to get the point of this page? ANYONE who signs it saying "that picture is a fake" needs to be hit. I'm sorry, but the fact that you people think that he was being serious only belittles you to those of us with an actual IQ over 40. At least SOME OF US have a sense of humor! "What a fake!" Well at least if I want to feel good about myself I can just come read 90% of your entries man. HINT HINT: IT'LL MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A FRIGGIN' GENIUS!

dillard - 04/15/00 19:35:02
My URL:http://www.oe-pages.com/ARTS/Rock4/fraye

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this is a friggin' joke. I'm denying the fact that it exists,because I've seen it. I'm saying the photo is fake!!!!!!!

Witness C - 04/14/00 21:03:30
My Email:kaliis@yahoo.com

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i took it its not a fake it was a cold night in north carolina, when i was coming home from work. I had just recieved a raise and was on my way home to see my three children. I had the radio tuned to the weather forecast, being that there was a storm coming in behind me. I was on the backwoods section of the ride, when suddenly my radio station went haywire; it was changing stations on its own and then after a few confusing seconds, went to static. I turned it off. It was now raining, and i stopped because the rain had completly e iminated my field of vision in front of me. Since my car had a crack i the window, the rain was blowing in at an unimaginable rate. I saw a brilliant light flash around me, i thought it was lightning. Hours, maybe even days later, i found myself in my car, unaware of how i got there. Even more strange, it was beautiful outside, and i was not even wet. But the most shocking part was this: my polo shirt was over my suit! someone or shall i say something ad removed my clothes and then tryed to put them back on. Could i have been abducted by the aliens, the examined? That is the only reasonable explanation i could think of. Minutes after i found my self in the car, i looked for my briefcase, which had my cell phone in it, i was sure my wife and children would be worried. It was not there. Instead, there was a pouch. I unzipped the pouch, i found 2 rolls of film. Inside the f lm canister was a url. When i got home i checked it out. It was only one blank page, with one sentence. It read, protect this film, for my life is about to be over. I unhesitantly drove to the 30 minute film developer in town. When i got back home, i loo ed at the pictures, they were vacation pictures from someone iv'e never seen. The next day i drove back to get the right film, Quick Snap 30 minute film development was no longer there, instead there was a bingo parlor, with just a few tables and chairs. i took the other roll of film to my uncle two states away. we hadnt seen each other in years. to my suprise, he welcomed me in, and let me develope the pictures. Come to find out, there were two pictures on the roll, one of a spacecraft hovering above my ar, and the other of me in an operating room, that had a sign which read "authorized personel only". there appeared to be a human in the picture, but the other faces were just blurry. the tools being used were some of which i have never seen. i now understand why his life would be over, he worked in the saucer, and they didnt find out untill now that he took the two pictures. Suspiously, the day after i chescked that url, i tryed to check it again, it was no longer there. Witness C 4/13/2000

Todd Simpson - 04/12/00 00:53:04
My Email:Gandolf328@aol.com

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I really enjoy your site! It tells a lot about what was going on in this world today. Your helpful list of names of known aliens will help keep me safe. As for the postmen... I didn't know the aliens had infiltrated that far. I knew they had some control over TV and Radio and some officials in goverment, Al Gore almost for sure, but I did not know many of the others. I shall tell members of my alien abductee group about your site and warn them of the incoming danger. You are a person to be greatly thanked. I would tell you more about my experiences, but theres one problem. I have a strange glass-looking portal hanging in this room and it records everything that passes in its view. It shows a refelction of what it is recording, and what I am typing is in plain view of this reflective-recording glass! We should talk more about this incoming invasion. Thank you so m

Alienpet60@hotmail.com - 04/11/00 00:01:25
My Email:alienpet60@hotmail.com

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URGENT CALL FOR ALIEN PETS: One of my clients is a high profile theme park and is seeking unusual looking/behaving pets for a fun and safe event that is in just a few days! Send photo/description to alienpet60@hotmail.com

john o'toole - 04/07/00 19:38:44
My Email:jmo709@nwu.edu

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I can't understand why you would use a photo of an obviously fake UFO to make fun of a phenomenon which has lately produced not a few but many superb photos and videotapes of these objects, whatever they are. What's the point?

Brattykid_23 - 04/06/00 22:47:43

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Sweet Stuff!!!

FBI Person - 04/06/00 02:50:36
My Email:i dont know

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LOL. FUNNY SITE! i am one of'em UFO's fans, and i think this site is funny! that picture on the main page is DEFINETELY fake!

- 04/05/00 16:08:50
My Email:Xwired@webtv.net

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Great site, great humor,but the question still begs: Is humanity worth saving?

joanna - 04/04/00 14:21:54
My Email:secret

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I was intrigued at first, even printed out the story of the postman, but you do have a tiny bit of truth in here, whether you know it or not. You just don't know enough. I had a great laugh tho'.

havoc - 04/04/00 01:59:31
My Email:can`t tell ya

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Your nay-sayers form letter is hilarious! It is too bad that they are too dumb to get it, but I guess that`s what life is like on that crappy alien planet that they came from. GO BACK WHERE YOU COME FROM, YOU CRAPPY ALIENS!!!!!

walden lomayesva - 04/04/00 01:57:18
My URL:http://yahoo.com
My Email:loma-safweh.com

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The idea ef extra terestrial life is a hard thing to accept for most people, but being a native american the idea is not hard to believe. my parents have seen some weird things, and if you cant believe your parents who can you trust. The hopis of norther arizona have kachinas that look extraterestrial so I can believe its possible. just do the math.

havoc - 04/04/00 01:49:57
My Email:top secret

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the poor fools who don`t believe... when will they learn? it all makes sense, jerry lewis, the "eiffel tower", french-non-bath taking, WHAT PROOF DO YOU FOOLS NEED? now is the approved time! today is the day! your souls are in danger! there is NO guarante you will see tomorrow!

vic - 04/01/00 16:00:42
My Email:garbon@midusa.net

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There appears to be a high degree of knowledge missing regarding geomorphology and vulcanism. vt

mary mazzarella - 03/31/00 23:46:36
My Email:m_mazzarella@yahoo.com

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absolutely delightful! i'm an aging baby boomer who remembers well the black and white movies that seemed so scary with alien life in "pods" or aliens inserting devices in the back of people's necks to control them - i was terrified - it was wonderful! th nks for the memories and the chuckles!

dan the man - 03/29/00 13:17:05
My Email:DL20461@hotmail.com

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iam an alien

joey - 03/26/00 03:59:55
My Email:jjflash45@aol.com

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Are the stores in this web sit real are made up.When i was reading them they sunded made up.

Lord Veda - 03/19/00 19:26:29
My Email:High Emperor Veda

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Oh pathetic photographer X. Little do you know the power we yield over you, soon you will give us all of your possessions of your own free will, and that's the beauty of it. Ha haa haha hah ha...

Tucker Estron - 03/16/00 07:59:37
My URL:http://www.homestead.com/greenzine

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Ah, it was inevitable that after Xene came here and signed, I would follow. The bit about France had me rolling because I was (briefly) semi-famous in France. They like aliens there! I'm sure the Sarahs will visit you soon, they and Xene and I turn up in he same places (natch, us all being aliens 'n all). Peace out!

what. - 03/13/00 16:17:50

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Okay, I have to agree with two of the earlier comments. I came here to do a term paper, and was taken on a roller coaster of bad info. Plus, we are the aliens. I mean, duh. Actually, to be more technical, we are the clones of aliens evolving into them. Th y cloned themselves(us) to watch their universe as it started. So, the ones who are here, are really just the "real" us and shouldn't be feared. Everyone receives the telepathic messages they send to us, only few actually listen to them. Enjoy.

cool - 03/12/00 21:48:16
My Email:hahaha

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yea right that pic on the front page my baby bro could of drawn better wat a fake site!!!

Danny - 03/09/00 23:43:39

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I think all of this stuff is true. Man

Christy Schopp - 03/09/00 13:11:58
My Email:cas219@hotmail.com

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Believe! I do. Very much so. My life revolves around Their existence. Look to the skies for strength.

pauline mc cusker - 03/08/00 16:05:59
My Email:PAULINE3@IRELAND.COM

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SIMPSONS RULE

pauline mc cusker - 03/08/00 14:20:00

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tub - 03/05/00 16:06:04
My Email:tubbies81@hotmail.com

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this is so fake get a better hobby

Megan - 02/29/00 04:48:47
My Email:evil_clapp@yahoo.com

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whether or not Jupiter has life on it, i think it should be declared an enemy planet. that's all i have to say, thanks.

Some Random Chick - 02/29/00 04:47:07
My Email:SupremeBeing

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THAT'S RIGHT! you guys are making a mockery of aliens!!! wah wah wah! you shouldn't DO that. they might see this page, and take offence. come on, what do you think this is? this page is like the WWF of Ufology! MAN! you guys should be SHOT FOR THIS!! THIS ISN'T A JOKE! wah wah wah, mommmy!

Eugene - 02/28/00 22:31:42
My URL:http://www.strangeandbeautiful.com
My Email:ems1976@ems.com

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I'd like to bring to everyones attention a certain CD from a musician who was influenced by extraterestrial life forms. The cd is called MARVIN PONTIAC and he along with his mother was the victim of an abduction and due to this his blues inspired music be ame a reflection of his subconcience. Due to further investigation on my part I found that he dedicated part of his life to contacting these beings that abducted him. Check it out at this website- strangeandbeautiful.com

sebi - 02/28/00 17:57:24
My URL:http://www.sebis.seite.ms
My Email:sebi1@usa.net

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the fact that all this "true believers" don't see, that this site is obviously meant to be a joke, shows me that they are not very smart

Dusty - 02/27/00 20:46:10

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This is a load of crap! Not only do the pictures look fake, but some of the "comments" made by these supposed men in black seem remarkably similar to lines from the X- Files. Good example:"The planet venus is often mistaken for a UFO." I am a true believer in the existance of extraterrestrials, however, this is one of the few sites I have seen that are obvious hoaxes. Try harder guys.

by standard - 02/27/00 11:24:00

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this photo is a true fake, i've seen better fakes of britney spears naked then this shit,

Andrea - 02/25/00 07:46:50
My Email:anmisc@yahoo.com

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When are you guys going to update this page? You should do it soon the stuff on there already is SOOO funny! Please right me back and let me know if u plan to update at all. thanks Andrea

!@ C N @! - 02/22/00 18:28:05

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sorry but nothing seems to be true if you try to make(!) the picture better someone may believe it

Glowing Veggie - 02/22/00 00:29:02

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"peace"

Yeah...right - 02/20/00 01:22:11
My Email:I don't think so

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Good try, but a glowing rutabaga? I'm sorry if I'm not that gullible, but I think that you seriously need a life. I agree with the person who said that Jesus is our savior. We don't need glowing veggies to believe in him.

WEIRD - 02/19/00 13:15:42

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YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING!!!!

- 02/19/00 03:32:46

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KIERAN CLARKE - 02/17/00 19:26:47

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THIS IS GOOD BUT NEEDS MORE PICTURES.OK!

William Boone - 02/15/00 20:24:57
My URL:http://thereturn.n3.net
My Email:mrboone@yahoo.com

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We will destroy the alien threat! I for one will not stand for this craziness! Stand by to fire the first shot, and get these unfriendly ET's off of our planet!!!

Qweirt Youpas - 02/10/00 22:14:30
My URL:http://www.whitehouse.com
My Email:dodrio70@hotmail.com

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I think that this site is completely psychotic. I live in florida where i sip cheese sause and eat magical twinkies. Hey, Mr. Pickle told me that the Koko Kako soft drink is delicious, but Jollie R. Ancher told me otherwise.

gayle - 02/08/00 03:55:23
My Email:turbot@premaonline.com

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Mick - 02/06/00 02:24:30
My Email:gold_bug10@hotmail.com

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That is the ohoniest picture in the world. The people are pointing away from the supposes disc. Shame on you.

sarah smith - 01/26/00 06:41:45

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Its a cool site the pichers a bit fake and the aren't very many but other then that its a geat site it could do with a background but the stories are interesting.

no one special - 01/23/00 03:48:47

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I do believe that their are aliens out their. It is nice to know that I am not the only one who believes in the out of the ordinary stuff in this life.

Dink Dinky a.k.a Queer ass - 01/21/00 18:06:34
My URL:http://Bumhole.com
My Email:Musky foxy stotystout

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Me from planet E.t and me want to home They think it funny taking mick on advert but they are bunch of sheep do'ers and they'll get abduct soon

Skeptical - 01/20/00 01:14:38

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No Soup 4 you!!!

aurther dent - 01/18/00 07:10:30
My Email:uranus@bung.hole

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to all of earth be sure and get a bag of peanuts before activating your subetha signaling device. vogon poetry rules!!!!

claire breen - 01/17/00 12:41:25

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hello.

TéXé - 01/15/00 10:24:43
My URL:http://none@nowhere
My Email:texe@yahoo.com

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Your subject about La Tour Eiffel was pretty comic!

UFO/ALIEN - 01/12/00 13:16:56
My Email:NOT YET NECESSARY@AOL.COM

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I'M GREATLY AMUSED BY YOUR THOUGHTS THAT OTHER LIFE FORMS, HAVE COME TO DOMINATE, AND TAKE OVER THE PLANET... HAHAHA. ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS, EVERYONE HASN'T SEEN SPACECRAFT, OR LIFE FORMS. TAKE A SERIOUS LOOK AT YOUR PLANET, HUMANKIND, HAS PROBLEMS, LIV NG WITH EACH OTHER, LOOK AT YOUR HISTORY, IF YOU CANNOT LIVE WITH EACH OTHER, YOU WILL NEVER ENCOUNTER OTHER LIFE FORMS, NOR WILL THE KNOWLEDGE OF SPACE TRAVEL BE SHARED, FEW ARE THE PEOPLE ON EARTH, WHO HAVE ACTUAL / TRUE ENCOUNTERS. ( NOT HERE TO DOMINA E, HERE TO RESEARCH, AND PROTECT. ) BUT DUE TO YOUR GOVERNMENTS KILLING OF OTHER LIFE FORMS, AND THEIR CREATIONS OF SUPOSSED ALIEN LIFE FORMS, ARE WORSE THAN HITLER 1000000.00 TIMES OVER... THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, THE LARGE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ON EARTH, AR NOT READY FOR ANYKIND OF CONTACT, BECAUSE OF THE DANGEROUS RISK INVOLVED... FEW ARE THE PEOPLE WHO TRUELY HAVE HAD ACTUAL CONTACT... THE REST ARE PRODUCTS OF GOVERNMENT DILUSIONAL/HYPNOSIS, CHEMICAL INDUCEMENTS, IN WATER, AIR, FOOD, BIOLOGICAL AND CHEMIC L CONTROL. AND W/SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES FED OVER TIME. THE BRAIN IS CHANGED, FOREVER-YET TO BE DETERMINED. BEWARE YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE TRUTH. FROM YOUR OWN WORLD, YOU WILL NOT EXPERIENCE OTHERS, UNLESS CHANGES ARE MADE... HISTORY, AND EXPERIMENTATION SHOWS HE PROOF.

Jeff langley - 01/07/00 02:22:04

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Dont worry about it! - 01/07/00 00:55:38

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we are the aliens. when are people going to figure that out? They've been here with us forever and we breed with them. Civilization has been destroyed many times here. Just before the common era a race came here and settled on Atlantis. They were the blon haired blue eyed giants and they breeded w/humans making caucasians and aryans. Black and brown people are native to this planet originally. The next step in our evolution is the expansion of our spiritual mind if we don't destroy ourselves first. Then A lantis will rise and we will once again live in Eden the paradise we were banished from 11,600 years ago. Remember we have destroyed ourselves with nuclear war many times over the past hundreds of thousands of years. Will we ever learn???

Amandah - 01/06/00 02:50:26
My URL:http://www.expage.com/page/amandah16
My Email:lymp_bizkit79@excite.com

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Hi, I am a 17 year old senior in RRHS, and I am doing my independant study speech on aliens and stuff, I would like some help with it, like the facts and if they are real or not...if you could send some of your knowledge it is greatly appreciated.....than

JR - 01/05/00 22:33:45
My Email:jralph@lynx.ca

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Bushwhacking Aliens - 01/05/00 01:36:35
My Email:snort

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OY!!

Jesse Howard - 01/04/00 21:25:26
My Email:n/a

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ALIENS ARE DA BOMB!!!!!!!!!SINCE I AM ONE OF THEM! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SATAN - 01/02/00 20:18:39
My URL:http://x.genxer.net
My Email:vlad@bobcam.com

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ex.tra.ter.res.tri.al \-te-"res-tre-el\ adj : originating or existing outside the earth or it's atmosphere <~life> - extraterrestial n. your definition of extraterrestial is correct but we don't think it refers to us, we were here first. Jesus is truely our savior and we might define him as (extraterrestial) no?

Mepheston - 01/02/00 04:36:00
My Email:Mepheston_666@hotmail.com

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your kidding, right. I you will all think this is a stupid question, but this whole site is a joke right? if its serious I feel sorry for you photographer X but if it's a joke, i'm laughing! Mepheston.

E-T - 01/01/00 09:30:25
My Email:Upyours@BS.cum

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Dear Mister Fake a Lot, I'm regarding 2 your "Embarrassing photo" and the B-S about "Smoke Detectors Being Alien Technology" Even though you had me a for a while, I was Convinced By a friend that its a LOAD of CROCK, The radioactive Is there to help detec a smoke along with the chip u suggested as a "Super computer", anyways I would Loved 2 be convinced that "FRANCE" is alien dominated country!! :) and that smoke detectors are brain scanners!! After All WE COME IN PEACE!!

krRyl - 12/30/99 02:18:32
My Email:ancient technology

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Your species continues to amuse us even as we hope for your advancement. Do not make light of our existence. We are not a threat to your race, but we cannot help you until you are ready. If you were, we could have saved your Mars satellite. Please try har er.

slarty_bardfarst - 12/29/99 03:10:12
My Email:slarty_bardfarst

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You people need a life!

Michelle - 12/24/99 21:02:37
My Email:RedRuby@AnarchistBarbieDoll.com

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This site needs brightening up a little more, it is one of those that you wouldn't really remember and that picture looks really fake, it appears to have had the "Flying Saucer" placed over it after the picture was taken. Anyway, if there is anyone with a d information who would like to give me some information for my book please E-mail me, your name will be Entered into the bibliography. Thank you.

wouldnt you like to know? - 12/18/99 17:10:30
My Email:Yeah like id give it to...well you

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I am a believer cause well....&^$ # @!*^% Oh and to those know wearing tin foil on their heads.. please save your kind and take it off. You put a fire alarm in the microwave and its byebye human life form. And any electricity coming from it will go straight to you. You humiliate your on race.

Confidential - 12/15/99 20:10:20
My Email:cutecathy@palace.freeserve.co.uk

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I Was Abducted When I Was Just Born They Were Bright Lights And People With Weird Face Gas Masks And They Picked Me Up And Started To Hit My Bottom And Pass Me Around The Table And They Got Some Scissors And Cut A Big Oxygen Pipe Off And My Mum Says It Wa Dr's At The Hospital But I Know The Truth And It Was Aliens.........

Confidential - 12/15/99 20:08:40

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I WAS ABDUCTED WHEN I WAS 17 THEY DID EXPERIMENTS ON ME NOW I CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN.....

Miguel Sanchez - 12/09/99 03:31:48
My Email:camlat@gte.net

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I had encounters (about 18) but nothing like I read here. My only recommendation is that you keep quiet. What is the use. My encounters have ranged from flying disks - approximately 1/4 mile away to triangular ships about 100 yards away. I have encout red aliens about 30 yards away. I never reported anything until now. They are so common that, to me, they are no longer novelties.

Marisa - 12/02/99 19:07:01
My Email:Mo_channel_69@hotmail.com

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this is very nice web site thanks for makeing it I am a beleiver of Aleins and ufo's thanks for making other belive too.

Aliens - 11/30/99 08:26:14

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We have found your site and will now find and eliminate the owner of it. Do not attempt to escape. WE WILL FIND YOU. After your elimination we will conquer the Earth. You have no chance of surviving. DOOM-DAY IS NEAR!!!!!! BE AFFRAID!!!! WE WILL SLAUGHTER YOU ALL LIKE DEAD CATTLE!!! Photographer X, you have for a long time stood in our way. Finally we can find you and eat you alive. BE AFFRAID!!!!!

Alli - 11/30/99 07:38:27
My Email:Finnfarra@aol.com

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Oh MAN! You are great! I seriously hope that you're being sarcastic. I came to your site to do research for a term paper and man was it a nice little side trip into insanty! But seriously, I really hope you aren't serious, if you are I could send you the ame of a good psycologist. I mean really, that picture, and the rutabaga and the Eifel Tower? HA HA HA HA HA! PS: Great Site!

mark - 11/27/99 08:14:17
My Email:low-life@zonnet.nl

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To all of you who claim to be an alien, *&^% ^(*& I ^%j @# ~~ or live long and prosper!

Rachelle Farese - 11/25/99 20:32:11
My Email:nixlovr13@aol.com

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I luv this sight...

"Steve" - 11/18/99 04:36:51

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This web site is very sad. I've been stranded on this backward insane asylum of a planet for 167 years, eight months, and three days. I fortunately look enough like your backward species to blend in (unlike about two dozen other thrill seeker races who vi it here rather regularly). None of the other scientists who visit this hole share data or would even relay a message to my home world to send a rescue. Heaven forbid that they should actually give me a LIFT home! There is one thing, however, that all of the zoologists who come here hold in common – contempt for this vile world! We have no designs for your future, you are simply an oddity to be studied. You have nothing to fear, we are not meddling in your world af airs. You couldn’t possibly develop the necessary technology to exit your star system in the next 10,000 years, so we don’t view you as any threat whatsoever. Hey, develop more interesting weapons!! That might bring more tourists and get me home! Try oscillating dense metallic crystals at about 6 GHz in heavy metal (that can be spectacular!)

Gudjon - 11/15/99 09:56:46
My Email:gudjon_arsgeirsson@yahoo.com

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Hallå alla Svensaka nördar

Danny - 11/15/99 09:54:31
My Email:danne54@hotmail.com

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Yo Brother!

Brian - 11/15/99 08:38:55
My URL:http://www.homestead.com/ufo3/ufo.html
My Email:yogi@glacierweb-bc.com

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Excellent site, have really enjoyed my stay, thanks for having me.

- 11/13/99 23:08:29
My Email:yah right

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Dude, whatever you saw, you have to be partly lying. Just except Jesus, you will be fine and dandy then, even if you die. Thanx. Bye=)

- 11/13/99 23:07:21
My Email:yah right

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Nick - 11/13/99 19:59:04
My URL:http://www.blackvault.com
My Email:munky_uncle@hotmail.com

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Nice site, but if you want to seriously take a real looking photo (I'm not insulting the photo) go to the Blackvault.com. You'll never get bored of that site and there's an awsome technique for that photo. It's an awesome site for those believers out the e.

Odin - 11/12/99 02:30:03
My URL:http://www.si-net.com/~odin

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Hey Funny Site. Also to all the people who decide to make fun of the picture on this site. Wake up stupid it is a PArody site!It is mean't to be funny and not takin seriosly!I am sure the sitemaster could, if he chose to,make a more conviencing photo. But why would he do that? It would take away from the sites charm.

Odin - 11/12/99 02:16:00
My URL:http://www.si-net.com/~odin

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Hey Funny Site. Also to all the people who decide to make fun of the picture on this site. Wake up stupid it is a PArody site!It is mean't to be funny and not takin seriosly!I am sure the sitemaster could, if he chose to,make a more conviencing photo. But why would he do that? It would take away from the sites charm.

Kim - 11/08/99 14:01:44
My Email:yr11@mggs.rmplc.co.uk

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Hello! I think I'm an alien because my physical responses differ to those of the rest of my form. Oh, we're actually marshans, and little green men are earthlings who live under the ground.

Mindy - 11/07/99 20:24:41
My Email:mindykillam@hotmail.com

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It was very interesting.

Human name briana - 11/07/99 03:34:05
My Email:not telling

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You silly humans we WILL make you all slaves. It's imposible to to stop us, so give in. As I Said in one of my messages pizza,hamburgers,FRENCH frys,ECT... who invented them? WE DID your favorit foods!!!! Only who we want and who isn't scared will not become slaves. HAVE FUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN HA HAA HAAA HAAAA bye

Xene, Alien/Dog Hybrid - 11/06/99 05:15:32
My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/SpiritCir/xene/
My Email:alienhybrid@dog.com

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enchanting!

Xene, Alien/Dog Hybrid - 11/06/99 05:13:52
My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/SpiritCir/xene/
My Email:alienhybrid@dog.com

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enchanting!

LufiaQ - 11/05/99 03:52:17
My URL:http://zip.to/Lufia
My Email:kitsunegrl@mad.scientist.com

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X, you have dumbfounded me and have proven that there is intelegence among your race. I commend you and am happy to know that you believe, but unfortunetly for you, there are not enough ppl on this puny planet who will believe you. so ha! Anyway as you earthlings say , have a nice day.

John Heisel - 11/05/99 02:57:21
My Email:echeisel@ez-net.com

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Very Funny. I read the whole thing and I was laughing all the way through it. It was well put together.

fiend520 - 10/30/99 04:39:54

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mwuhahahaha your time is near, X

Sporeman - 10/30/99 04:23:34

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Implement the plan, X!Implement it!

- 10/29/99 10:13:32

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You fool. We are not here to harm you. You're world is fascinating to us... it is a study ground to us as it is helping us to understand ourselves and our own history of evolution. you are all like larvea -- but you are almost ready to make the next step n evolution. You will all become amazing beings of incredible spiritual power. That is why we are here.

Zogathrok - 10/28/99 05:35:24
My Email:Just think clearly & slowly

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Hey! Do you know where I can get a replacement emitter for a Zetan A-Grav generator? Why are we here? We don't want to conquer. We just want your drugs. We're coming for you, X. This site is proof yours are pretty good. Who do you think runs The We of Lies anyway? Zog, The Returned Ascended Master, speaking for Boskone. (Guard your Buds, we are coming, and our bowls are very large.)

Samantha Watlers - 10/28/99 01:44:53
My Email:Vaveson@aol.com

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i as an alien i was insulted by your website you made generalized statements that hurt the feelings of myself and my associates if you get a bill from a miss Allison Jones Phd. please send the money and think of all the emotional damage your website caused P.S. Wallmart can sue yo

Joey - 10/26/99 03:08:13
My Email:GothacFreek

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Justin_Case - 10/14/99 19:04:18
My URL:http://www.bob.com
My Email:rah rah rah

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Where on earth is Carmen Sandiago ??? Where on earth can she be ???

Greasy Bodger - 10/13/99 04:31:08
My Email:cheez_toasti@yahoo.com

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.................................Mind control... ....unsuspectin mankind.........mission..... kill..................consume brains.......