Welcome


Fellow Aliens


My name is Carlax, and my world, Smirl, is shown above.


This is the page where you can come if you want to feel at home on this strange planet. I know it is difficult to fit in with all these weird, two-legged, oxygen breathing "humans," but you know we have to try.


When you feel you have to have a place to relax, come here and be more comfortable.


If it will not violate your security procedures, drop me a note with your name and planet, and just say "hi". It will be so good to hear from another civilized being.


Message From Home

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I'm sorry, there is no more room on the next transport. If you would like to reserve a seat on a future transport, contact me immediately for reservations. No transport is scheduled after the current lunar period.


Aliens have visited this site.


Some of them have home pages


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